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| 627 | The Jackal - DTS | R | 1997 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |||
The Jackal - DTSRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: The best way to enjoy this 1997 thriller is to forget the much better film that inspired it (1973's "The Day of the Jackal") and get whatever kicks you can from this heavy-metal remake. It's not bad as hokey thrillers go, but all of the original film's suspenseful finesse has been traded in (not traded up) for bigger, bolder action and nonsensical plotting. It's as if Hollywood had forgotten to create excitement without resorting to overblown action and heavy hardware, but there's ample compensation in the casting of Bruce Willis and Richard Gere. Willis is the elusive assassin known only as the Jackal, whose latest target (he uses a cannon-sized gun that's anything but inconspicuous) may be the first lady of the United States. Gere plays a former IRA terrorist who is recruited by the deputy head of the FBI (Sidney Poitier) to trace the Jackal's maneuvers, and Diane Venora offers some gutsy support as a Russian-born agent who assists Gere on his mission. The movie has fun turning Willis into a master of disguise, and Gere adds much-needed gravity to counter the plot's escalating absurdity, but this is the kind of film that falls apart if you think about it too much. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 628 | Jackie Chan's Who Am I? | Jackie Chan | PG-13 | 1998 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | ||
Jackie Chan's Who Am I? Jackie ChanRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Shot in English and budgeted higher than any of his previous Asian features, Jackie Chan's last film under his Hong Kong contract is an action-packed globe-trotting adventure shot with the American audience in mind. The spies and secret agent-laden plot is packed with car chases, explosions, gunfire aplenty, and of course Jackie's own brand of gymnastic martial arts. But the flood of his older films between his hits "Rumble in the Bronx" and "Rush Hour" had sated American viewers and "Who Am I?" wound up being sold directly to cable. It's our loss, for this mix of goofy slapstick and jaw-dropping action is his most impressive film since "Drunken Master II". Playing a special forces agent (named, naturally, Jackie) struck with amnesia and adopted by an African bush tribe following a failed assassination attempt, he embarks on a quest to discover his true identity while armies of killers pour after him. After an explosive opening, the story gets momentarily bogged down in the kind of mugging humor that leaves most American audiences scratching their heads, but once Jackie kicks into gear the film is a high-speed action flurry that culminates in a furious battle atop a Rotterdam skyscraper. Jackie is at his most charmingly naive (he berates the villains, pleading "Why do you want to destroy when you can make things better?") and athletically impressive: the marvelous stunts--including a flight down the side of the skyscraper--and fight choreography make "Rush Hour" look like a Sunday drive. "--Sean Axmaker"
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| 629 | Jacob's Ladder | Adrian Lyne | Bruce Joel Rubin | R | 1990 | Lions Gate | Drama | |
Jacob's Ladder Adrian LyneRated: R Writer: Bruce Joel Rubin Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Vietnam veteran Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) thinks he is going insane. Or worse. When his nightmares begin spilling into his waking hours, Jacob believes he is experiencing the aftereffects of a powerful drug tested on him during Vietnam. Or perhaps his posttraumatic stress disorder is worse than most. Whatever is happening to him, it is not good. Director Adrian Lyne sparks our interest and maintains high production values, but this confusing film chokes on its "surprise" ending. It owes much to Ambrose Bierce's haunting and more straightforward story, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek." Written by Bruce Joel Rubin, who also explored the "other side" in "Ghost" and "My Life", it ultimately feels like an exercise in self-indulgence. A spirited performance by Elizabeth Peña outshines Robbins, who is surprisingly lethargic. "--Rochelle O'Gorman"
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| 630 | James Bond Blu-ray Collection Three-Pack, Vol. 1 | Lee Tamahori | PG-13 | 2008 | MGM | Action & Adventure | ||
James Bond Blu-ray Collection Three-Pack, Vol. 1 Lee TamahoriRated: PG-13 Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: DTS-HD High Res Audio Summary: Studio: Tcfhe/mgm Release Date: 10/21/2008 Run time: 362 minutes Rating: Nr
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| 631 | James Bond Blu-ray Collection Three-Pack, Vol. 3 | Unrated | MGM | Action & Adventure | ||||
James Bond Blu-ray Collection Three-Pack, Vol. 3Rated: Unrated Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Disc 1: Goldfinger Ultimate Edition Blu-ray Widescreen Feature Film Disc 2: Moonraker Ultimate Edition Blu-ray Widescreen Feature Film Disc 3: The World Is Not Enough Ultimate Edition Blu-ray Widescreen Feature Film
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| 632 | The James Bond Collection, Volume 1 | Guy Hamilton, John Glen, Martin Campbell, Roger Spottiswoode, Terence Young | Jack Whittingham | PG | 1965 | MGM (Video & DVD) | Action & Adventure | |
The James Bond Collection, Volume 1 Guy Hamilton, John Glen, Martin Campbell, Roger Spottiswoode, Terence YoungRated: PG Writer: Jack Whittingham Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, French Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Seven films. Four Bonds. One set. This sprawling collection surveys over 30 years of James Bond skullduggery, from the cold war tensions of the 1960s to the international free-for-all of the present. Sean Connery remains the coolest of the Bonds, a ruthless agent with dry martini wit and a way with the women, and in "Goldfinger" his steely presence helped forge the Bond formula of tongue-in-cheek wit, wondrous secret agent toys created by Q, and megalomaniac supervillains bent on world destruction. "Thunderball" upped the Bond ante with the most ambitious adventure--and budget--to date. Roger Moore brought an altogether lighter tone to 007 with "Live and Let Die", softening Connery's rough edges with a more romantic persona as the films became even more exotic. After a brief digression into outer space, "For Your Eyes Only" returned Bond to globetrotting high adventure and teamed him with his most endearing ally (Topol as a gregarious smuggler). Timothy Dalton made his second and final appearance as Bond in "Licence to Kill", the toughest of the Bond films since Connery's early efforts. Though not a fan favorite, it's a sleek, solid adventure with an edge missing from the Moore pictures. Pierce Brosnan is the latest to take on 007's licence to kill, combining the best of Connery's cool and Moore's humor. "GoldenEye" is the best Bond film in years, a grand globetrotting adventure with lovely Bond girls and a tough new M (Judy Dench). "Tomorrow Never Dies" doesn't recapture that magic mix of action, gadgetry, and romance, but does feature the first Bond girl to match 007 blow for blow: Hong Kong action superstar Michelle Yeoh. Taken together, this set is a veritable cross-section of the many faces of James Bond. All that's missing is George Lazenby. Do I hear a nomination for set 2? "--Sean Axmaker"
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| 633 | Jarhead | Sam Mendes | R | 2005 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | ||
Jarhead Sam MendesRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: Arabic, English, Latin, Spanish, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Based on Anthony Swofford’s excellent memoir about his experiences as a Marine Sniper in Gulf War I, "Jarhead" is a war movie in which the waiting is a far greater factor upon the characters than the war itself, and the build up to combat is more drama than what combat is depicted. To some viewers hoping for typical movie action, this will seem like a cruel joke. But it’s not. It’s just the story as it was written, and if you liked the book, you will probably like the movie. If you didn’t, then the movie won’t change your mind.
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| 634 | Jason X | James Isaac | R | 2002 | New Line Home Video | Art House & International | ||
Jason X James IsaacRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Nine years after his so-called "Final Friday", hockey-masked slasher Jason Voorhees returns in "Jason X", and fans of the long-running "Friday the 13th" series won't be disappointed. Veteran stuntman Kane Hodder returns to the titular role that made him infamous, and rookie director James Isaac gets off to a fine start by killing off his mentor, director David Cronenberg, in a deliciously ill-fated cameo. Soon Jason is cryogenically suspended along with the comely scientist (Lexa Doig, from TV's "Andromeda") who warned of his invincibility; by the time a sexy spaceship crew revives them in the year 2455, "Earth 2" has replaced the now-uninhabitable Earth, and Jason proceeds to do hack victims with his trusty machete. Eventually he battles a sexy android, gets a cybernetic facelift, and meets his fate back at Crystal Lake, where the whole thing started. With knowing nods to the original, "Jason X" is just fun enough to keep the franchise alive. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 635 | Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back | Kevin Smith | Kevin Smith | R | 2001 | Walt Disney Video | Comedy | |
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin SmithRated: R Writer: Kevin Smith Date Added: Apr 25, 2010 Summary: With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Here Quick-Stop potheads Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) wreak vengeance on Hollywood, where Miramax is making a "Bluntman & Chronic" feature inspired by J. and S.B., but without their permission. En route from Jersey to La La Land, Jay and his "hetero life mate" encounter sexy jewel thieves (including the delightful Shannon Elizabeth), a precocious orangutan, a dimwit wildlife marshal (Will Ferrell), and a nonstop parade of in-jokes, harmless (yet controversial) gay jokes, and splendid celebrity cameos. While gently biting the Miramax hand that feeds him, and paying affectionate homage to the "Star Wars" saga, Smith sheds all inhibitions to give "Jay and Silent Bob" a stellar sendoff that's nasty, sassy, and undeniably hilarious. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 636 | Jeremiah - The Complete First Season | Mario Azzopardi, Holly Dale, Peter DeLuise, Ken Girotti, Russell Mulcahy | NR | 2002 | MGM (Video & DVD) | Drama | ||
Jeremiah - The Complete First Season Mario Azzopardi, Holly Dale, Peter DeLuise, Ken Girotti, Russell MulcahyRated: NR Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround Summary: "Jeremiah" fans have been clamoring for the release of the show on DVD (it originally aired on Showtime), and with 19 episodes and a passel of special features spread out over six discs and totaling nearly 15 hours, they are unlikely to be disappointed.
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| 637 | The Jerk | R | 1979 | Universal Studios | Comedy | |||
The JerkRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Picture Format: Pan & Scan Summary: Carl Reiner ("Where's Poppa?") brought comic Steve Martin to the screen in this mostly funny 1979 movie about a relentlessly stupid but innocent man, whom we get to know from childhood (where it never occurred to him that he was white as he was raised by a family of black sharecroppers) to romance (where he doesn't quite know what to do with Bernadette Peters). Martin is game as the moron, and this is the kind of film with funny moments people still talk about. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 638 | Jersey Girl | Kevin Smith | Kevin Smith | PG-13 | 2004 | Miramax | Comedy | |
Jersey Girl Kevin SmithRated: PG-13 Writer: Kevin Smith Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: Spanish Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "Jersey Girl" stars Ben Affleck as a workaholic music executive who loses his wife (Jennifer Lopez) in childbirth and has to raise his newborn daughter with the help of his crotchety New Jersey dad (George Carlin). The movie unspools as if writer-director Kevin Smith, normally a highly self-aware filmmaker ("Clerks", "Chasing Amy", "Dogma"), set out to put a fresh spin on every cliché he could imagine (parent forced to choose between child and career; parent rushing to attend school performance; etc.)--then forgot to put in the spin. The scenes that aren't lifeless are implausible (Liv Tyler plays the fantasy girl of every awkward boy's dreams). The only real feeling comes from the strong soundtrack. However, Raquel Castro, as the daughter, is an uncanny double for Lopez; when the light plays across Castro's cheekbones just so, you'd swear the casting director simply shrunk Lopez for convenience. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 639 | The Jewel of the Nile | PG | 1985 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |||
The Jewel of the NileRated: PG Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Languages: Arabic, English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish, Korean, Cantonese, Mandarin Chinese Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: This sequel to 1984's rip-snorting romantic-adventure, "Romancing the Stone", is a moderately entertaining tale that pales by comparison to its predecessor. Romance novelist Kathleen Turner and retired soldier-of-fortune Michael Douglas return as a now-complacent couple. Bored with life on a yacht, they find excitement thrust upon them when she accepts a speaking engagement in the Middle East. Once there, she is abducted and finds herself involved with the "jewel" everyone is chasing. Douglas teams up once more with Danny DeVito to rescue his love. Less charming and more predictable than the original, this suffers for one simple reason: the characters have nowhere to go. In the original story we watched Turner blossom from timid storyteller to lusty adventuress. In this flick she is too much like all the other action adventure babes we've seen before. "--Rochelle O'Gorman"
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| 640 | JFK | Oliver Stone | Zachary Sklar | R | 1991 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |
JFK Oliver StoneRated: R Writer: Zachary Sklar Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French, Portuguese Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Director Oliver Stone added 17 minutes of previously unseen footage for the "director's cut" edition of his hypnotic courtroom epic about the investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in November 1963. That fateful day in Dallas set in motion a sequence of events that would only intensify the mystery behind Kennedy's death, causing New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison (Kevin Costner) to begin an investigation that would gradually become a personal obsession. Bravura filmmaking combined with controversial treatment of historical facts and audacious speculation, this breathtaking revision of history presents a mesmerizing parade of shady figures and conspiracy theories, unfolding like a classic mystery based on history's greatest unsolved crime. A technical triumph boasting Oscar-winning cinematography and editing, Stone's film is guaranteed to grab the viewer's attention with its daring take on the JFK controversy. The stellar supporting cast includes Tommy Lee Jones, Joe Pesci, Jack Lemmon, Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, Kevin Bacon, and Gary Oldman as Lee Harvey Oswald. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 641 | Joe Versus the Volcano | John Patrick Shanley | John Patrick Shanley | PG | 1990 | Warner Home Video | Comedy | |
Joe Versus the Volcano John Patrick ShanleyRated: PG Writer: John Patrick Shanley Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Japanese, Georgian, Chinese, Thai Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "Joe Versus the Volcano" is a true early-1990s cult film. This fantasy-comedy was the first pairing of Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, yet it polarizes viewers like a "Blue Velvet" or "Happiness". As the only directorial effort from John Patrick Shanley (the Oscar-winning writer of "Moonstruck"), it is something special, and it's hard to resist the film's feather-light heart tugging. Joe Banks is having the life sucked out of him at a dead-end job. Miserable in his gray surroundings with stark fluorescent lighting, Joe dreams of being brave again. A visit to the doctor reveals that he has a "brain cloud." It's fatal, but he'll be fine for a few more months. An eccentric millionaire, Samuel Harvey Graynamore (Lloyd Bridges), hears of Joe's predicament and comes to him with a proposal: The people of the Pacific island of Waponi Woo need a human sacrifice to appease their gods. Why not live like a king for a few weeks, then throw yourself into a volcano? (Graynamore needs a sacrificial victim to offer in exchange for permission to mine the island for a rare mineral.) Joe accepts Graynamore's lavish proposal and on his journey meets three romantic possibilities (all played by Ryan). Joe embraces life; so does the movie. It's packed with smile-inducing supporting performances by Bridges, Ossie Davis, Robert Stack, and Dan Hedaya; playful songs ("Sixteen Tons," "Ol' Man River," Presley's version of "Blue Moon"); and amusing scenes (such as Joe buying luggage). Add the daring, imaginative production design of Bo Welch ("Edward Scissorhands"), Hanks and Ryan's chemistry, and Georges Delerue's romantic music and you have a film to fall for. "--Doug Thomas"
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| 642 | John Adams | NR | 2008 | HBO | Drama | |||
John AdamsRated: NR Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Based on David McCullough's bestselling biography, the HBO miniseries "John Adams" is the furthest thing from a starry-eyed look at America's founding fathers and the brutal path to independence. Adams (Paul Giamatti), second president of the United States, is portrayed as a skilled orator and principled attorney whose preference for justice over anti-English passions earns enemies. But he also gains the esteem of the first national government of the United States, i.e., the Continental Congress, which seeks non-firebrands capable of making a reasoned if powerful case for America's break from England's monarchy. The first thing one notices about "John Adams"' dramatizations of congress' proceedings, and the fervent pro-independence violence in the streets of Boston and elsewhere, is that America's roots don't look pretty or idealized here. Some horrendous things happen in the name of protest, driving Adams to push the cause of independence in a legitimate effort to get on with a revolutionary war under the command of George Washington. But the process isn't easy: not every one of the 13 colonies-turned-states is ready to incur the wrath of England, and behind-the-scenes negotiations prove as much a part of 18th century congressional sessions as they do today.
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| 643 | Johnny Dangerously | Amy Heckerling | PG-13 | 1984 | 20th Century Fox | Comedy | ||
Johnny Dangerously Amy HeckerlingRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Summary: This dispensable 1984 comedy is a mostly humorless parody of '30s gangster movies, the kind of thing that might work reasonably well in a five-minute sketch on "Saturday Night Live" but which nearly beats a viewer to death over the course of a feature. Michael Keaton and Joe Piscopo play rival Mafia bosses, but once the novelty of that is introduced, it's already old. There's plenty of sustained effort from the rest of the cast (Marilu Henner, Danny DeVito, Maureen Stapleton), with Griffin Dunne getting special points. Amy Heckerling ("Fast Times at Ridgemont High") directs as if this were indeed on television. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 644 | Johnny English | PG | 2003 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |||
Johnny EnglishRated: PG Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Mr. Bean meets Mr. Bond in "Johnny English", a spy spoof that skewers the genre with Rowan Atkinson's trademark brand of "veddy"-British slapstick. It's a bit half-baked as a wannabe franchise, but Atkinson's creation of a new screen persona is just promising enough to warrant a sequel, despite critics' complaints that "Austin Powers" had already exhausted the spy-spoof's potential. Poppycock! Atkinson's gift for physical and, in this case, even verbal humor will surely please his devoted fans, even when a rather tepidly comedic screenplay prevents the British funnyman from reaching new heights of absurdity. As bumbling superspy Johnny English, who gains top-level MI-7 clearance after inadvertently causing a colleague's demise, Atkinson breathes life into gags that are too familiar to earn such an amusing revival. With John Malkovich as a smarmy Frenchman determined to overthrow the British monarchy, and Natalie Imbruglia as Johnny's comely comrade-in-arms, this slight but enjoyable comedy gives Atkinson plenty of opportunity to mug it up as only he can. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 645 | Johnny Mnemonic | Robert Longo | William Gibson | R | 1995 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | |
Johnny Mnemonic Robert LongoRated: R Writer: William Gibson Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish, French Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Pan & Scan Summary: You might be tempted to call it "Johnny Moronic" after you've seen this illogical and derivative adaptation of William Gibson's cyberpunk short story (available in his book "Burning Chrome"), which is all the more depressing since Gibson himself wrote the screenplay. First you have to ask yourself why valuable top-secret electronic data would be stored in the "wet-wired" brain of a human courier (played by Keanu Reeves), who then transports the data from China to New Jersey as part of his last, most dangerous assignment. Surely there are better ways to transmit sensitive information, but since this is really just a conventional thriller with near-future design and spiffy special effects, Gibson and New York artist Robert Longo (making his directorial debut) are more interested in surface gloss and cyberpunk atmosphere. On that level the movie's fairly engaging, and Japanese film star Takeshi Kitano makes a pretty good villain, tracking Reeves down for the information in his data-packed brain. The movie also boasts an eclectic gallery of supporting players including rapper Ice-T, performance artist and rocker Henry Rollins, beefcake actor Dolph Lundgren, and transcontinental oddball Udo Kier. They can't stop this trip through virtual reality from being botched up, but sci-fi fans will certainly enjoy the echo of Gibson's fiction that remains on the screen. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 646 | Johnson Family Vacation | Christopher Erskin | PG-13 | 2004 | 20th Century Fox | Comedy | ||
Johnson Family Vacation Christopher ErskinRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Cedric the Entertainer ("Barbershop", "Intolerable Cruelty") lends his stubborn, skeptical charm to "Johnson Family Vacation". Though separated from his wife (Vanessa Williams, "Soul Food", "Shaft"), Nate Johnson (Cedric) pulls his family together so that they can compete for an award at the Johnson family reunion. Of course, the road trip from California to Missouri--featuring a sexy but crazy hitchhiker, motel high jinks, and an afternoon in jail--threatens to split up the family permanently. The humor of "Johnson Family Vacation" is rambling and ridiculous--for example, Williams fools Cedric into taking his swim trunks off in a motel hot tub, then leaves him to tiptoe through the motel naked. But Cedric and Williams both have undeniable charisma; together, they carry this shaggy dog of a movie through its more lackadaisacal moments. Also featuring Bow Wow, Solange Knowles, Shannon Elizabeth ("American Pie"), and Steve Harvey ("Love Don't Cost a Thing"). "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 647 | Journey to the Center of the Earth | PG | 2008 | New Line Home Video | Action & Adventure | |||
Journey to the Center of the EarthRated: PG Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: When a seismic geologist (Brendan Fraser) discovers his lost brother's notes in a copy of the titular Jules Verne novel, he and his nephew (Josh Hutcherson, "Bridge to Terabithia", "Zathura") head to Iceland. There, joined by a fetching mountain guide (played by Icelandic actress Anita Briem), they get trapped in a cavern and go down, down, down, finally arriving in a primeval underworld full of prehistoric beasts and carnivorous plants. It would be pointless to complain about the empty-headedness of it all; "Journey to the Center of the Earth" aspires to be a kinesthetic experience. It wants to engage your adrenal glands, not your brain or your heart (the dialogue and characters are so generic, the script may have been cut-and-pasted from previous versions of Verne's book). Fraser, with his goofy handsomeness and accessible presence, provides a reasonably human axis around which all the frantic flying and swooping CGI effects revolve. The movie is as hollow as the world it depicts, but as mindless action movies go, you could do a lot worse. (Note: "Journey to the Center of the Earth" was released in theaters in 3-D, full of whizz-bang demonstrations of how far 3-D technology had come--trilobite antennae quivering towards the audience, a T-rex lunging out of the frame, even affable star Brendan Fraser spitting on us--as well as a half-dozen action sequences clearly destined to become video games or theme park rides.) "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 648 | Judge Dredd | Danny Cannon | William Wisher Jr. | R | 1995 | Walt Disney Video | Action & Adventure | |
Judge Dredd Danny CannonRated: R Writer: William Wisher Jr. Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Letterbox Summary: "Judge Dredd" is one of those movies that doesn't have a brain of its own, so it can only rip off a lot of ingredients from other, better movies. It's a mishmash of "Blade Runner", "Total Recall", and "The Road Warrior", with a dash of "Star Wars" tossed in for good measure. As if that weren't enough, it's got Sylvester Stallone, who seems to be the only one in the movie who's in on the game and knows it's all a sci-fi scam. Like "The Fifth Element" a few years later, "Judge Dredd" depicts a futuristic megalopolis packed with crowded vertical overgrowth and rampant commerce, where anarchy reigns supreme. Violent "block wars" are fought by lawless citizens with machine guns, and Judge Dredd (Stallone) is one of the city's heavily armed policemen, given free rein to judge and execute the perpetrators of violence. But Dredd himself is subjected to judgment and swift justice when his own gun is identified in the murder of a prominent TV reporter, forcing him to do whatever he can to clear his name. Diane Lane plays his partner in crime-fighting and romance, and Rob Schneider provides juvenile comic relief as Dredd's streetwise sidekick. Impressive special effects are on vivid display, and the movie's fun for what it's worth. Lower your expectations and you just might enjoy it. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 649 | Jumanji | Joe Johnston | Jonathan Hensleigh | PG | 1995 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | |
Jumanji Joe JohnstonRated: PG Writer: Jonathan Hensleigh Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Based on the children's book by Chris Van Allsburg, "Jumanji" stars Robin Williams as a man who escapes his confinement within a devilish board game, only to be followed by all kinds of exotic problems: elephants, lions, zebras, monkeys, floods, giant insects, killer plants, and a big-game hunter. The computer-generated effects all wreak havoc through quiet streets, and while most of this is pretty fun, relationship conflicts and character development are weak and forgettable. The high point, in comic terms, is probably David Alan Grier's hilarious performance as a cop catching the worst of these various plagues--one at a time. The DVD release has a widescreen presentation, Dolby sound, optional French and Spanish soundtracks, optional Spanish and Korean subtitles."--Tom Keogh"
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| 650 | Jumper | Doug Liman | PG-13 | 2008 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | ||
Jumper Doug LimanRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, Korean Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: As preposterous action movies go, "Jumper" is pleasantly unpretentious and breezily entertaining. A young man named David (Hayden Christensen) discovers he has the power to teleport (or "jump") anywhere he can visualize. After using this power to steal and make a comfortable life for himself, he pursues the girl he longed for in school (Rachel Bilson, "The O. C."). But as he does so, another jumper (Jamie Bell, "Billy Elliot") and a pack of fanatical jumper-hunters called paladins (led by a white-haired Samuel L. Jackson) crashes into David's freewheeling life. "Jumper" wastes no time trying to explain how jumping works or delving into the hows and whys of the paladins; this is an alluring fantasy of power directed at a pell-mell pace by Doug Liman ("The Bourne Identity", "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", "Go"). There's a brief moment when it feels like the movie will bog down in romance and vague gestures towards character development--happily, that's the moment when Bell appears and the whole movie shifts into overdrive. You might wish that Bell and Christensen had swapped roles; Bell has a far more engaging personality, and Christensen's bland good looks might better suit a more aggressive character. Nonetheless, "Jumper" has oodles of dynamism and nifty visual effects to propel its comic-book storyline forward. A variety of recognizable actors in bit parts (such as Diane Lane and Kristen Stewart, "Panic Room") suggest that the filmmakers are laying the groundwork for sequels. Based on a critically-acclaimed science-fiction novel by Steven Gould. --"Bret Fetzer"
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| 651 | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Penny Marshall | Steven E. de Souza | R | 1986 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |
Jumpin' Jack Flash Penny MarshallRated: R Writer: Steven E. de Souza Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Whoopi Goldberg ("The Color Purple") gives one of her earliest and finest film performances as Terry Doolittle, a computer programmer who unwittingly becomes embroiled in an international espionage scheme, forced to outmaneuver the CIA and KGB in this riotous 1986 Cold War comedy. Doolittle, the outspoken and irreverent employee of an international bank, is working overtime one evening when her terminal receives an encrypted message pleading for help from Jumpin’ Jack Flash, code name for a British spy (Jonathan Pryce) trapped in Eastern Europe. At first reluctantly and then audaciously, Doolittle becomes privy to his predicament and essential to his escape while delivering a steady stream of ribald one-liners and witty slapstick—whether it’s her Mick Jagger impersonation, police station meltdown, or infamous dress-caught-in-the-paper-shredder escapade at the British Consulate ball. A host of supporting talent includes Annie Potts, Jon Lovitz, Jim Belushi, the late Phil Hartman, and Stephen Collins (who shines as Marty, the mole), yet the film belongs to Whoopi. Though the plot is far-fetched and often flimsy, Penny Marshall (in her directorial debut) gives Goldberg enough latitude to showcase her immense talent in a role she obviously relishes—and audiences will too. Rated R for extreme profanity and mature themes. "--Lynn Gibson"
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| 652 | Jurassic Park | Steven Spielberg | PG-13 | 1993 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | ||
Jurassic Park Steven SpielbergRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Steven Spielberg's 1993 mega-hit rivals "Jaws" as the most intense and frightening film he'd ever made prior to "Schindler's List", but it was also among his weakest stories. Based on Michael Crichton's novel about an island amusement park populated by cloned dinosaurs, the film works best as a thrill ride with none of the interesting human dynamics of Spielberg's "Jaws". That lapse proves unfortunate, but there's no shortage of raw terror as a rampaging T-rex and nasty raptors try to make fast food out of the cast. The effects are still astonishing (despite the fact that the computer-generated technology has since been improved upon) and at times primeval, such as the sight of a herd of whatever-they-are scampering through a valley. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 653 | Jurassic Park III | Joe Johnston | PG-13 | 2001 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | ||
Jurassic Park III Joe JohnstonRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Surpassing expectations to qualify as an above-average sequel, "Jurassic Park III" is nothing more or less than a satisfying popcorn adventure. A little cheesier than the first two "Jurassic" blockbusters, it's a big B movie with big B-list stars (including Laura Dern, briefly reprising her "Jurassic Park" role), and eight years of advancing computer-generated-image technology give it a sharp edge over its predecessors. While adopting the jungle spirit of "King Kong", the movie refines Michael Crichton's original premise, and its dinosaurs are even more realistic, their behavior more detailed, and their variety--including flying pteranodons and a new villain, the spinosaurus--more dazzling and threatening than ever. These advancements justify the sequel, and its contrived plot is just clever enough to span 90 minutes without wearing out its welcome.
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| 654 | Just Cause | Arne Glimcher | R | 1995 | Warner Home Video | Drama | ||
Just Cause Arne GlimcherRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: "Just Cause" is a film that relies on phony plot twists and steals openly from any other thriller that it can remember. If there was a drinking game requiring players to drink during every cinematic "homage," you'd be tanked after "Just Cause"'s first 45 minutes. Take one case of racial injustice, place it in an exotic, exquisitely photographed location (the Florida Everglades), and bring in an outsider, played by a bankable star, to save the day. Make sure nothing appears as it seems. Add a couple of plot twists, some over-the-top character actors (Ed Harris, shamelessly riffing on Hannibal Lecter), stir, and serve. The big name in this case is Sean Connery, who plays a Harvard law professor summoned to the swamps by an apparently innocent death row inmate (Blair Underwood), who swears he didn't rape and kill that 11-year-old girl. He says he confessed because maverick psycho-cop Tanny Brown (Laurence Fishburne) made him play a solo game of Russian roulette. He says his Serial-killer neighbor on death row (Harris) committed the crime. Connery buys it, the audience buys it, and how could they not? Director Arne Glimcher (who made the lackluster "Mambo Kings") coerces everyone with simplistic plot manipulations. Characters are given no depth, and the actors are pawns moved about like pieces on a Clue gameboard. "--Dave McCoy"
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| 655 | Just Friends | Roger Kumble | Adam 'Tex' Davis | PG-13 | 2005 | New Line Home Video | Comedy | |
Just Friends Roger KumbleRated: PG-13 Writer: Adam 'Tex' Davis Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Manic energy and an agreeable level of comic insanity turn "Just Friends" into the kind of brainless comedy you can enjoy as a modest guilty pleasure. If you liked director Roger Kumble's previous comedy "The Sweetest Thing" (and let's face it, that movie had some "really" funny moments), chances are you'll get at least a few solid belly-laughs from this not-so-high-concept premise, in which a formerly fat high-schooler named Chris (Ryan Reynolds) is transformed, ten years later, into a womanizing music executive with a high-profile client (Anna Faris) in the Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera mold. As it zips along with some broad-stroked slapstick and snappy one-liners, the screenplay by Adam Tex Davis contrives to reunite Chris with Jamie (Amy Smart), the former cheerleader who was the great, unrequited love of Chris' miserable high-school life. By his narcissistic logic, he'll seduce her by treating her badly (i.e. she'll want what she thinks she can't have), but he gets unexpected competition in the form of a "Mr. Sensitive" type (Chris Klein, from "American Pie"), and it's pretty much Hollywood formula from there on, as "Just Friends" loses momentum without losing its basic appeal. And while Reynolds invests his character with an unexpected degree of emotional nuance, Faris ("Scary Movie 3") pulls out all the stops, going deliriously over-the-top to maintain her reputation as a rising comedy starlet with a (hopefully) promising future. We're not talking rocket science here, folks... just sit back, take off your thinking cap, and have some fun. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 656 | Just Go With It | Dennis Dugan | PG-13 | 2011 | Columbia Pictures | Comedy | ||
Just Go With It Dennis DuganRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jun 24, 2011 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: It all comes down to chemistry. And the two main stars of "Just Go with It", Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, thankfully, have chemistry to spare. Both actors have plenty of sheer likability and honest ease, as well as sparks in just the right places, which helps propel "Just Go with It" to its satisfying (if a bit predictable) conclusion. (Hollywood execs: Consider an update of "Moonlighting" starring these two.) If the premise, loosely based on the Goldie Hawn film "Cactus Flower", stretches reality, the capability of the whole cast makes "Just Go with It" an enjoyable ride. Sandler plays Danny, a surgeon who falls for a much-younger bombshell, Palmer (swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, a surprisingly natural actress). But when Palmer finds the fake wedding band that commitment-phobe Danny has used for his no-strings-attached previous relationships, the web of fibs begins. Danny asks his assistant, Katherine (Aniston), to pretend to be his soon-to-be-ex-wife, and Aniston plays it to the hilt. But soon Danny's wobbly house of cards includes Katherine's children--and, in the ultimate romantic-comedy trope, a group trip to Hawaii to work things out. The cast really is stellar, including very small supporting roles by Nicole Kidman and singer Dave Matthews, as an insufferable couple disliked intensely by Katherine. (Of course they end up in Hawaii with the gang, too.) Minka Kelly, Kevin Nealon, and Rachel Dratch also make memorable cameos. But it's Sandler and Aniston, along with the snappy direction by Dennis Dugan ("Happy Gilmore", "Big Daddy"), who make "Just Go with It" one of the more romantic--and funny--romantic comedies in recent memory. Our advice: Sit back, and just go with it. --"A.T. Hurley"
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| 657 | Just Like Heaven | Mark Waters | Peter Tolan | PG-13 | 2005 | Dreamworks Video | Comedy | |
Just Like Heaven Mark WatersRated: PG-13 Writer: Peter Tolan Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Bad romantic comedies make you scoff at their absurdity; good ones make you wish your life was that absurd. "Just Like Heaven" is just smart and likable enough to trigger that wishing. David (Mark Ruffalo, "Collateral", "You Can Count On Me") finds an amazing apartment in San Francisco--only to discover it's haunted by the spirit of the previous tenant, an overachieving doctor named Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon, "Legally Blonde", "Election"). There's something not quite right about Elizabeth's afterlife; against his better judgement, David agrees to help her investigate her life...but finds himself digging into his own as well. The plot takes a twist that some viewers will see coming, but "Just Like Heaven" doesn't rely on the surprise alone; the revelation takes the story in a new and just as entertaining direction. Witherspoon and Ruffalo are two of the best romantic leads around, but the surprise is how well their contrasting flavors (perky and moody, respectively) mesh, creating a sparky, engaging chemistry. Also featuring Dina Waters ("Freaky Friday"), Donal Logue ("The Tao of Steve"), Ben Shenkman ("Angels in America"), and Jon Heder ("Napoleon Dynamite"). Crisply directed by Mark Waters ("Mean Girls"), who carefully keeps the supernatural from getting silly and the romance from getting gooey. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 658 | Just One of the Guys | Lisa Gottlieb | Jeff Franklin | PG-13 | 1985 | Sony Pictures | Comedy | |
Just One of the Guys Lisa GottliebRated: PG-13 Writer: Jeff Franklin Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, French, Georgian Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Summary: Though marketed as a raunchy teen sex comedy à la "Porky's", "Just One of the Guys" is an amusing and well-acted comic riff on gender roles. Believing that she's lost a journalism contest because she's a woman, high school student Joyce Hyser disguises herself as a boy in order to see how the other half lives. Her investigation leads her to discover some interesting truths about how men and women treat each other in social and romantic situations. The screenplay by coproducers Jeff Franklin (a veteran TV scribe) and Dennis Feldman nicely balances the sex-driven gags with more character-driven material, which is well delivered by Hyser, Clayton Rohner as her eccentric pal, and especially Billy Jacoby as her perpetually aroused brother; the capable cast also includes Sherilyn Fenn and Arye Gross. Eighties music fans should also appreciate the soundtrack, which features tracks by Berlin, Lindsay Buckingham, and the Stooges. "--Paul Gaita"
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