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| 23 | A.I. - Artificial Intelligence | Steven Spielberg | Ian Watson | PG-13 | 2001 | Dreamworks Video | Action & Adventure | |
A.I. - Artificial Intelligence Steven SpielbergRated: PG-13 Writer: Ian Watson Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: History will place an asterisk next to "A.I." as the film Stanley Kubrick "might" have directed. But let the record also show that Kubrick--after developing this project for some 15 years--wanted Steven Spielberg to helm this astonishing sci-fi rendition of "Pinocchio", claiming (with good reason) that it veered closer to Spielberg's kinder, gentler sensibilities. Spielberg inherited the project (based on the Brian Aldiss short story "Supertoys Last All Summer Long") after Kubrick's death in 1999, and the result is an astounding directorial hybrid. A flawed masterpiece of sorts, in which Spielberg's gift for wondrous enchantment often clashes (and sometimes melds) with Kubrick's harsher vision of humanity, the film spans near and distant futures with the fairy-tale adventures of an artificial boy named David (Haley Joel Osment), a marvel of cybernetic progress who wants only to be a real boy, loved by his mother in that happy place called home.
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| 24 | About a Boy | Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz | Peter Hedges | PG-13 | 2002 | Universal Studios | Art House & International | |
About a Boy Chris Weitz, Paul WeitzRated: PG-13 Writer: Peter Hedges Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: A box-office smash in England, "About a Boy" went on to charm the world as another fine adaptation (following "High Fidelity") of a popular Nick Hornby novel. While "High Fidelity" transplanted its London charm to Chicago, this irresistible comedy was directed by Americans Chris and Paul Weitz ("American Pie") with its British pedigree intact. Better yet, Hugh Grant is perfectly cast as Will, a self-absorbed trust-fund slacker who tries to improve his romantic odds by preying on desperate single mothers. His cynical strategy backfires when he recruits the misfit son (Nicholas Hoult) of a suicidal mother (Toni Collette) to pose as his own son, thus proving his parental prowess to his latest single-mom target (Rachel Weisz). The kid has a warming effect on this ultimate cad, and what could have been a sappy tearjerker turns into a subtle, frequently hilarious portrait of familial quirks and elevated self-esteem. From start to finish, it's a genuine treat. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 25 | About Schmidt | Alexander Payne | Louis Begley | R | 2002 | New Line Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
About Schmidt Alexander PayneRated: R Writer: Louis Begley Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: While confirming Jack Nicholson's status as an American national treasure, "About Schmidt" is sure to provoke polarized reactions. Stoked by the success of "Election", director Alexander Payne and cowriter Jim Taylor have altered Louis Begley's novel to suit their comedic agenda, turning Nicholson's titular character into a 66-year-old, newly retired Omaha insurance actuary, weary from decades of drudgery and passionless marriage. When his wife suddenly dies, he attempts to reclaim his life in a king-sized Winnebago, desperate to convince his daughter (Hope Davis) not to marry the Denver dimwit (Dermot Mulroney) whose mother (Kathy Bates) has her own baggage of peculiar peccadilloes. Nicholson perfectly (and often hilariously) nails the seething anger beneath his character's façade of resignation, but Payne and Taylor convey cold-hearted contempt for these Midwestern malcontents. Think of this as "Ikiru" with bleaker humanity, until Schmidt finds meaning--and some small reward--in a quiet gesture of goodwill. Love it or hate it, "About Schmidt" is a movie you won't soon forget. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 26 | The Abyss | James Cameron | James Cameron | PG-13 | 1989 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |
The Abyss James CameronRated: PG-13 Writer: James Cameron Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Meticulously crafted but also ponderous and predictable, James Cameron's 1989 deep-sea close-encounter epic reaffirms one of the oldest first principles of cinema: everything moves a lot more slowly underwater. Ed Harris and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, as formerly married petroleum engineers who still have some "issues" to work out, are drafted to assist a gung-ho Navy SEAL (Michael Biehn) with a top-secret recovery operation: a nuclear sub has been ambushed and sunk, under mysterious circumstances, in some of the deepest waters on earth, and the petro-techies have the only submersible craft capable of diving down that far. Every image and every performance is painstakingly sharp and detailed (and the computerized water creatures are lovely) but the movie's lumbering pace is ultimately lethal. It's the audience that ends up feeling waterlogged. For a guy who likes guns as much as Cameron (his next film after all, was the body-count masterpiece "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"), it's interesting that the moral balance here is weighted heavily in favor of the can-do engineers; the military types are end-justifies-the-means amoralists, just like the weasely government bureaucrats in "Aliens". "--David Chute"
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| 27 | Accepted | Steve Pink | Mark Perez | PG-13 | 2006 | Universal Studios | Comedy | |
Accepted Steve PinkRated: PG-13 Writer: Mark Perez Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Justin Long has been hovering on the edges of movies like "The Break-Up" and "Dodgeball", providing little comic bursts that are often funnier than the rest of the movie. In "Accepted", Long plays Bartleby Gaines, a fast-talking slacker who, when he gets rejected by every college he applied to, invents a phony college to get his parents off his back. Unfortunately, the website his best friend creates is too effective--hundreds of other rejects apply and are accepted. Instead of revealing the hoax, Gaines decides to forge ahead and let the students create their own curriculum, little suspecting that their school is obstructing the expansion plans of the nearby snobbish college. "Accepted" is much better than you might expect, given the low bar set by most campus comedies; it aims for, and sometimes achieves, the blend of slapstick and social satire that "Animal House" embodied. Long proves to be a charming leading man without losing his quirky comic sense and the supporting cast is consistently entertaining, particularly stand-up comedian Lewis Black, who delivers a variety of sardonic rants about society. "Accepted"'s critique of conformism is glib--you wish they'd given it a little more bite--but it's still valid and a pleasant sliver of substance in an otherwise vapid genre. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 28 | Ace Ventura: Pet Detective | Tom Shadyac | Jack Bernstein | PG-13 | 1994 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Tom ShadyacRated: PG-13 Writer: Jack Bernstein Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Pan & Scan Summary: The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Ace's latest case involves the apparent kidnapping of the Miami Dolphins' team mascot, Snowflake the dolphin (natch). His investigation is a source of constant aggravation for Miami police lieutenant Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), who turns out to be packing more than a pistol under her skirt. "Friends" fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. One viewing may suffice for a lot of people, but Carrey's hyper antics have made "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" one of the bestselling videos of the 1990s. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 29 | Addicted to Love | Griffin Dunne | Robert Gordon | R | 1997 | Warner Home Video | Comedy | |
Addicted to Love Griffin DunneRated: R Writer: Robert Gordon Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Actor-director Griffin Dunne made his filmmaking debut with this ethically ambiguous and not-very-funny movie about a pair of jilted lovers (Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick) who conspire to break up a relationship between their ex-sweethearts (Tchéky Karyo and Kelly Preston). Part classic screwball comedy, part nightmare along the lines of Martin Scorsese's "After Hours" (in which Dunne starred), part tribute to Hitchcock's "Rear Window", "Addicted to Love" is all over the map and seriously hampered by the sheer, unwarranted nastiness aimed at the innocent characters played by Karyo and Preston. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 30 | The Adjustment Bureau | PG-13 | 2011 | Universal Studios | Thrillers | |||
The Adjustment BureauRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jun 24, 2011 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Matt Damon is doing things a lot of top movie stars are sometimes scared to do: spreading his image thin among a range of roles, directors, and material. His forays away from the huge successes of, say, the "Bourne" movies or the "Ocean's" series which have highlighted his fully realized strengths as a buff action hero who can also slip effortlessly into natural comic charm aren't exactly risky. His image as a leading-man movie star is pretty much sealed, but in movies like "The Informant", "Invictus", "Hereafter", "True Grit", and others, he's stretching some different muscles that take him closer to character-actor territory. That has largely been a good thing for his fans, if not for his box-office stats. "The Adjustment Bureau" takes him somewhere in between--he's in leading-man territory with the Damon charisma in full bore and giving his all to a story that needs the toned actorly muscle he provides.
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| 31 | The Adventures of Baron Munchausen | Terry Gilliam | PG | 1989 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | ||
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Terry GilliamRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Korean, Thai Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Monty Python's Terry Gilliam ("Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas") directs this wild, wild version of the stories of Baron Munchausen, pushing the limits of 1989 special effects technology to bring us such sights as a horse divided in half and running around in two parts, and a giant Robin Williams with his head flying off his shoulders. Basically, this is a treat for Gilliam fans, as the sustaining idea of the film runs out of steam, and manic energy alone keeps the momentum going. Casual viewers might find it tedious after awhile. There are nice parts for fellow Python Eric Idle, as well as Sting, Alison Steadman, and Uma Thurman as a dazzlingly beautiful Venus on a half-shell. Gilliam had greater artistic and commercial success with "Brazil", "The Fisher King", and "12 Monkeys". "--Tom Keogh"
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| 32 | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension | W. D. Richter | PG | 1984 | MGM (Video & DVD) | Action & Adventure | ||
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension W. D. RichterRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: French, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension" is one of the most agreeably insane movies ever made. Peter Weller stars as Buckaroo, an acclaimed neurosurgeon, particle physicist, and, of course, rock star. He travels with the Hong Kong Cavaliers, a band of hard-rocking scientists who are also really good dressers. Buckaroo's interdimensional experiments with his Operation Overthruster throw him (and the Earth) straight into the middle of an alien war, and before you know it, he's got just a few hours to save the world. Confused? Hang on, we're only 10 minutes into the movie. "Buckaroo Banzai" hurls you right into the middle of its comic-book universe and keeps going at a breakneck pace. It's chock-full of overlapping jokes (even as we're trying to make sense of Dr. Lizardo's hospital room, a voice calmly announces that "lithium is no longer available on credit" over the PA system), hilarious throwaway dialogue ("You're like Jerry Lewis: you give me hope to carry on."), and weirdness just for the sheer joy of it ("Why is there a watermelon there?" "I'll tell you later."). You'll want to watch it at least twice--there's just no way to catch everything the first time around. Ellen Barkin has a terrific time doing a dead-on film noir moll parody as Penny Priddy, and John Lithgow turns in a brilliant manic performance as Dr. Lizardo/John Whorfin. There is no reason not to own this movie unless you are cold and dead inside. Laugh while you can, Monkey Boys. "--Ali Davis"
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| 33 | The Adventures of Ford Fairlane | R | 1990 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |||
The Adventures of Ford FairlaneRated: R Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The fast-paced and often seamy world of rock 'n' roll is his beat, but even detective Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay) is stunned when the king of shock-jocks, Johnny Crunch (Gilbert Gottfried), is electrocuted on the air. After all, Crunch was his only paying client! Crunch had hired Ford to track down a mysterious teenage groupie name Zuzu Petals - a search which quickly finds Ford tangled up, and trading insults, with a ruthless record executive (Wayne Newton) and merciless hit man (Robert Englund).
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| 34 | The Adventures of Indiana Jones | PG | 1984 | Paramount Home Video | Action & Adventure | |||
The Adventures of Indiana JonesRated: PG Date Added: Jan 2, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: As with "Star Wars", the George Lucas-produced "Indiana Jones" trilogy was not just a plaything for kids but an act of nostalgic affection toward a lost phenomenon: the cliffhanging movie serials of the past. Episodic in structure and with fate hanging in the balance about every 10 minutes, the "Jones" features tapped into Lucas's extremely profitable "Star Wars" formula of modernizing the look and feel of an old, but popular, story model. Steven Spielberg directed all three films, which are set in the late 1930s and early '40s: the comic book-like "Raiders of the Lost Ark", the spooky, "Gunga Din"-inspired "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom", and the cautious but entertaining "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". Fans and critics disagree over the order of preference, some even finding the middle movie nearly repugnant in its violence. (Pro-"Temple of Doom" people, on the other hand, believe that film to be the most disarmingly creative and emotionally effective of the trio.) One thing's for sure: Harrison Ford's swaggering, two-fisted, self-effacing performance worked like a charm, and the art of cracking bullwhips was probably never quite the iconic activity it soon became after "Raiders". Supporting players and costars were very much a part of the series, too--Karen Allen, Sean Connery (as Indy's dad), Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan, Amrish Puri, Denholm Elliot, River Phoenix, and John Rhys-Davies among them. Years have passed since the last film (another is supposedly in the works), but emerging film buffs can have the same fun their predecessors did picking out numerous references to Hollywood classics and B-movies of the past. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 35 | The Adventures of Pluto Nash | Ron Underwood | Neil Cuthbert | PG-13 | 2002 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash Ron UnderwoodRated: PG-13 Writer: Neil Cuthbert Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" was shelved for nearly two years, and when it was finally released, hardly anyone noticed. In the interim, Eddie Murphy made the marginally better "Showtime" and started fishing for a career revival that wasn't a sequel to his previous hits. In the satirical, lunar-colony hash of "Pluto Nash", Murphy's a variant of "Casablanca"'s Rick Blaine in the year 2087, happily running the moon's hottest nightclub, refusing a buyout offer from a greedy gambler, and suffering the consequences with his sidekick robot (Randy Quaid in yet another thankless role) and newest employee (Rosario Dawson, before doing similar time in "Men in Black II"). A visual hybrid of "Total Recall" and "A.I.", this nearly laughless comedy would be a total write-off if it weren't for Murphy's stalwart attempt to jump-start the flagging humor. He's got the chops of a superstar, but only when his collaborators are on the same page. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 36 | The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle | Des McAnuff | Kenneth Lonergan | PG | 2000 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle Des McAnuffRated: PG Writer: Kenneth Lonergan Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: DTS Surround Sound Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: The problem with live-action movies based on beloved cartoon characters is that humans are never as flexible, as unpredictable, or just plain as goofy as their animated counterparts. So it is with this blend of animation and live action. Rocky and Bullwinkle remain animated characters (trapped in our reality), while Boris and Natasha (Jason Alexander and Rene Russo), along with their boss, Fearless Leader (Robert De Niro), are transformed from cartoons to human reproductions when they escape from rerun land. They've come to our world to take it over; the FBI springs Rocky and Bullwinkle from the second dimension to stop them. But the writing in Kenneth Lonergan's script lacks the throw-away flair of the jokes that characterized Jay Ward's much-beloved animated series of the late 1950s and early 1960s. Part of the problem is that Russo, Alexander, and De Niro are so obviously working at acting cartoonish, instead of simply being cartoons. And part is that the script rarely comes up with the kind of wonderful wordplay in which Ward specialized. The moose, as usual, gets all the best lines, but they're too few and far between to salvage this underachieving summer film. "--Marshall Fine"
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| 37 | Aeon Flux | PG-13 | Paramount | Science Fiction & Fantasy | ||||
| 38 | Aeon Flux - The Complete Animated Collection | Howard E. Baker, Peter Chung | Japhet Asher | 1995 | Paramount / MTV | Action & Adventure | ||
Aeon Flux - The Complete Animated Collection Howard E. Baker, Peter ChungRated: Writer: Japhet Asher Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Summary: Aeon Flux, the sexy secret agent extraordinaire that took MTV by storm is back on DVD! Follow the deftly skilled Aeon on her adventures through a futuristic world brimming with chaos and corruption. Experience every gripping episode of this cutting edge animated series like never before, as each episode has been digitally restored and has been bolstered with a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound audio track. Every aspect in the creation of The Complete Aeon Flux has been overseen and endorsed by original creator Peter Chung making this the definitive Aeon Flux collection.
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| 39 | Air America | Roger Spottiswoode | R | 1990 | Lions Gate | Action & Adventure | ||
Air America Roger SpottiswoodeRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "Air America" is one of those movies that could have been great, and now maintains its low-key reputation as a typical Mel Gibson film in the wake of his first two "Lethal Weapon" hits. Originally conceived as a biting black comedy about the CIA's top-secret smuggling operation in Laos during the Vietnam war, "Air America" lost most of its political sting when it was transformed into an action comedy for Gibson and costar Robert Downey Jr. The film is entertaining as far as it goes, with a few action sequences that explain where a lot of the budget went. If you're in the mood for some Mel, this one is a little off the beaten path, and still contains a percentage of its original potential. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 40 | Air Force One | Wolfgang Petersen | Andrew W. Marlowe | R | 1997 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | |
Air Force One Wolfgang PetersenRated: R Writer: Andrew W. Marlowe Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: You know that old dramatic principle of suspension of disbelief? You'll have to rely on it for this box-office smash, but you won't be disappointed. Harrison Ford plays a U.S. president who single-handedly employs his rigid antiterrorism policy when a band of Russian thugs hatch a mid-flight takeover of Air Force One. Gary Oldman, who chews the scenery as the lead terrorist, will shoot a hostage at the slightest provocation. Glenn Close plays the sternly pragmatic vice president who negotiates with Oldman from her Washington seat of power. If you can believe that the aircraft's pressurized cabin can sustain hundreds of rounds of machine-gun fire, you'll buy anything in this entertaining potboiler, especially thanks to Ford's stalwart heroics and some nifty special effects. Director Wolfgang Petersen ("Das Boot") keeps the action moving so fast you won't be sweating the details. Don't forget your parachute! "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 41 | Airplane II: The Sequel | PG | 1982 | Paramount | Action & Adventure | |||
Airplane II: The SequelRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: The 1982 sequel to "Airplane!" is basically more of the same class-clown ironies but with a more forced feeling to the jokes. In the first film, veterans such as Peter Graves, Robert Stack, and Lloyd Bridges were feeling their way through self-parody, and the air of experimentation was part of the fun. By this film, however, everybody knows what's up, and the assuredness of new cast members Raymond Burr, William Shatner, and Chuck Connors is almost counterproductive. Still, there's lots to laugh about. "--Tom Keogh"
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| 42 | Airplane! | David Zucker, Zucker, Jerry | PG | 1980 | Paramount | Comedy | ||
Airplane! David Zucker, Zucker, JerryRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: The quintessential movie spoof that spawned an entire genre of parody films, the original "Airplane!" still holds up as one of the brightest comedic gems of the '80s, not to mention of cinema itself (it ranked in the top 5 of "Entertainment Weekly"'s list of the 100 funniest movies ever made). The humor may be low and obvious at times, but the jokes keep coming at a rapid-fire clip and its targets--primarily the lesser lights of '70s cinema, from disco films to star-studded disaster epics--are more than worthy for send-up. If you've seen even one of the overblown "Airport" movies then you know the plot: the crew of a filled-to-capacity jetliner is wiped out and it's up to a plucky stewardess and a shell-shocked fighter pilot to land the plane. Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty are the heroes who have a history that includes a meet-cute à la "Saturday Night Fever", a surf scene right out of "From Here to Eternity", a Peace Corps trip to Africa to teach the natives the benefits of Tupperware and basketball, a war-ravaged recovery room with a G.I. who thinks he's Ethel Merman (a hilarious cameo)--and those are just the flashbacks! The jokes gleefully skirt the boundaries of bad taste (pilot Peter Graves to a juvenile cockpit visitor: "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"), with the high (low?) point being Hagerty's intimate involvement with the blow-up automatic pilot doll, but they'll have you rolling on the floor. The film launched the careers of collaborators Jim Abrahams ("Big Business"), David Zucker ("Ruthless People"), and Jerry Zucker ("Ghost"), as well as revitalized such B-movie actors as Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Robert Stack, and Leslie Nielsen, who built a second career on films like this. A vital part of any video collection. "--Mark Englehart"
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| 43 | Akira | Katsuhiro Ôtomo | Izô Hashimoto | R | 2001 | Geneon [Pioneer] | Action & Adventure | |
Akira Katsuhiro ÔtomoRated: R Writer: Izô Hashimoto Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Japanese Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Digital 4.0 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Artist-writer Katsuhiro Ôtomo began telling the story of Akira as a comic book series in 1982 but took a break from 1986 to 1988 to write, direct, supervise, and design this animated film version. Set in 2019, the film richly imagines the new metropolis of Neo-Tokyo, which is designed from huge buildings down to the smallest details of passing vehicles or police uniforms. Two disaffected orphan teenagers--slight, resentful Tetsuo and confident, breezy Kaneda--run with a biker gang, but trouble grows when Tetsuo start to resent the way Kaneda always has to rescue him. Meanwhile, a group of scientists, military men, and politicians wonder what to do with a collection of withered children who possess enormous psychic powers, especially the mysterious, rarely seen Akira, whose awakening might well have caused the end of the old world. Tetsuo is visited by the children, who trigger the growth of psychic and physical powers that might make him a superman or a supermonster. As befits a distillation of 1,318 pages of the story so far, "Akira" is overstuffed with character, incident, and detail. However, it piles up astonishing set pieces: the chases and shootouts (amazingly kinetic, amazingly bloody) benefit from minute cartoon detail that extends to the surprised or shocked faces of the tiniest extra; the Tetsuo monster alternately looks like a billion-gallon scrotal sac or a Tex Avery mutation of the monster from "The Quatermass Experiment"; and the finale--which combines flashbacks to more innocent days with a destruction of Neo City and the creation of a new universe--is one of the most mind-bending in all sci-fi cinema. "--Kim Newman"
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| 44 | Alexander - Director's Cut | Oliver Stone | Laeta Kalogridis | Unrated | 2004 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |
Alexander - Director's Cut Oliver StoneRated: Unrated Writer: Laeta Kalogridis Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: For better or worse (and in this case, it's mostly for better), Oliver Stone's "Alexander Revisited" should stand as the definitive version of Stone's much-maligned epic about the great Asian conqueror. Following the DVD release of his previous Director's Cut, Stone offers a video introduction here, explaining why he felt a "third" and final attempt at refining his film was necessary. Essentially, he's using this opportunity to re-create the "road show" format of the Biblical epics of the 1950s and '60s, with a three-and-a-half-hour running time (with an intermission at the two-hour mark) including 45 minutes of previously unseen footage. Stone has also significantly restructured the film, resulting in substantial (if not exactly redemptive) improvements in its narrative flow. Alexander (played in a torrent of emotions by Colin Farrell) is dying as the film opens, his final moments serving to bookend the film's epic story, which incorporates flashback sequences to flesh out the Macedonian king's back-story involving the turbulent battle of fate between his father, King Philip (Val Kilmer) and his scheming sorceress mother Olympia (Angelina Jolie, ridiculous accent and all), who insists that Alexander is literally a child of the gods.
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| 45 | Alien Planet | Pierre de Lespinois | Unrated | 2005 | Sony Pictures | Science Fiction & Fantasy | ||
Alien Planet Pierre de LespinoisRated: Unrated Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "A spacecraft from another solar system invades the night sky. But this is not our sky, and we are the invaders. The search for alien life has begun." So begins "Alien Planet", a Discovery Channel production that combines cutting-edge computer animation and video technology, interspersed with interviews of top scientists and filmmakers (Stephen Hawking and George Lucas, among others), to examine what life might really be like on another planet. Darwin IV, the subject of this interstellar journey, is home to a wild variety of dinosaur-like creatures, bizarre beasts, and exotic vegetation of every kind. The idea is human beings have sent an unmanned spacecraft, packed with computer-driven droids--something right out of "Star Wars"--to a planet 6.5 light years away. We follow along as the probes explore the planet and encounter aliens and situations of every kind, as the scientists weigh in on what they think we might really find there, and why. It’s all motivated and informed by real missions being undertaken today. While it’s all speculative, the story itself is still fascinating and events unfold according to the laws of physics, just as they would here on earth. The viewer experiences Darwin IV through the eyes of the probes; the spectacular computer animation offers stunning recreations of their explorations, and the creatures the writers have come up with are highly imaginative. The scientists’ insights add to the experience by explaining the thinking behind the moments in the story, and by being appropriately relatable (one contributor compares sending the unmanned probes to the planet to watching your child at a spelling bee, hoping they make the right choice). While it’s obvious that "Alien Planet" is a great show for students and educators, its appeal is far wider,this is a highly entertaining program that should feed the imagination of anyone who’s ever wondered about life on other planets.
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| 46 | Alien Quadrilogy | David Fincher, James Cameron, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Ridley Scott | Joss Whedon | R | 1986 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |
Alien Quadrilogy David Fincher, James Cameron, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Ridley ScottRated: R Writer: Joss Whedon Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: DTS Surround Sound Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The "Alien Quadrilogy" is a nine-disc boxed set devoted to the four "Alien" films. Although previously available on DVD as the "Alien Legacy", here they have been repackaged with vastly more extras and with upgraded sound and picture. For anyone who hasn't been in hypersleep for the last 25 years, this series needs no introduction, though for the first time each film now comes in both original and "special edition" form.
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| 47 | Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem | Colin Strause, Greg Strause | Unrated | 2007 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | ||
Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem Colin Strause, Greg StrauseRated: Unrated Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish, French Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: For those who found 2004's "Aliens vs. Predator" too lightweight in the gore-and-guns department, "Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" offers a marked improvement in both categories, as well as a respectable amount of rumbles between the title extraterrestrials. Set in the 21st century (which predates the story to all of the "Alien" features), "Requiem" sends a crippled Predator ship crashing to Earth in a small Colorado town; unbeknownst to the locals, the craft is loaded with H.R. Giger's insectoid monsters, which make quick work of most of the population. As the human cast is slowly whittled to a few hardy (if unmemorable) souls, a Predator warrior also arrives to complicate matters and do battle with the Aliens, as well as a ferocious alien-Predator hybrid (dubbed a Predalien by the sci-fi and horror press). Visual-effects designers and music-video helmers The Strause Brothers (who make their feature directorial debut here) keep the action on frantic throughout, which is wise, since the dialogue and characters are threadbare at best; that should matter little to teenage male viewers, who are inarguably the film's key audience. Fans of the "Alien" franchise, however, may find the offhanded nod to the series' mythology given during the finale its sole saving grace. --"Paul Gaita"
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| 48 | Along Came a Spider | R | 2001 | Paramount | Mystery & Suspense | |||
Along Came a SpiderRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: After an obligatory prologue in which its detective hero suffers a tragic professional setback, "Along Came a Spider" sets about its business of luring the viewer into its nefarious plot, relying on the magician's technique of misdirection to reveal a double-whammy surprise. The clever, late-coming plot twist is a bit too mechanical but effectively unexpected, making this a satisfying prequel to the hit thriller "Kiss the Girls"--based on the first of James Patterson's Alex Cross detective novels--and a welcomed addition to a promising movie franchise. It's no better or worse than a good vintage episode of Peter Falk's "Columbo", adhering closely to the mystery-thriller's time-honored traditions, but with Morgan Freeman settling comfortably into his role as seasoned sleuth Alex Cross, familiar formula is given fresh vitality.
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| 49 | Along Came Polly | John Hamburg | John Hamburg | PG-13 | 2004 | Universal Studios | Comedy | |
Along Came Polly John HamburgRated: PG-13 Writer: John Hamburg Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Summary: Opposites are forced to attract in "Along Came Polly", a dose of featherweight fluff that could've been better and could've been worse--surely no pairing of Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston can be a complete waste of time, right? Faint praise indeed, but fans of these mainstream funny-folk will enjoy this movie as a lazy-weekend distraction. Ben's a newlywed insurance risk-assessment analyst whose wife (Debra Messing, in a throwaway role) betrays him on their honeymoon. His uptight, play-it-safe lifestyle (which includes acute aversion to germs and irritable bowel syndrome) makes him seemingly incompatible with the spontaneous, free-spirited Polly (Aniston), but writer-director John Hamburg (whose writing credits include the previous Stiller hits "Meet the Parents" and "Zoolander") is determined to give them at least the "appearance" of romantic potential. No such luck. You will, however, get a few laughs from supporting players Philip Seymour Hoffman, Bryan Brown, and Alec Baldwin. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 50 | Amadeus | R | 1984 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |||
AmadeusRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The satirical sensibilities of writer Peter Shaffer and director Milos Forman ("One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest") were ideally matched in this Oscar-winning movie adaptation of Shaffer's hit play about the rivalry between two composers in the court of Austrian Emperor Joseph II--official royal composer Antonio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham), and the younger but superior prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Tom Hulce). The conceit is absolutely delicious: Salieri secretly loathes Mozart's crude and bratty personality, but is astounded by the beauty of his music. That's the heart of Salieri's torment--although he's in a unique position to recognize and cultivate both Mozart's talent and career, he's also consumed with envy and insecurity in the face of such genius. That such magnificent music should come from such a vulgar little creature strikes Salieri as one of God's cruelest jokes, and it drives him insane. "Amadeus" creates peculiar and delightful contrasts between the impeccably re-created details of its lavish period setting and the jarring (but humorously refreshing and unstuffy) modern tone of its dialogue and performances--all of which serve to remind us that these were people before they became enshrined in historical and artistic legend. Jeffrey Jones, best-known as Ferris Bueller's principal, is particularly wonderful as the bumbling emperor (with the voice of a modern midlevel businessman). The film's eight Oscars include statuettes for Best Director Forman, Best Actor Abraham (Hulce was also nominated), Best Screenplay, and Best Picture. "--Jim Emerson"
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| 51 | Amazon Women on the Moon - Collector's Edition | Peter Horton, Joe Dante, John Landis, Robert K. Weiss | R | 1987 | Universal Studios | Comedy | ||
Amazon Women on the Moon - Collector's Edition Peter Horton, Joe Dante, John Landis, Robert K. WeissRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Contrary to popular rumor, this 1987 collection of comedy skits is not about a group of female employees from Amazon.com on a mission to the lunar surface. It's a series of unrelated spoofs and sketches designed to resemble an aimless night of TV channel-surfing, and the satirical targets include grade-Z science fiction films of the 1950s, sex films of the 1930s, hospital soap operas, and Playboy video centerfolds. There's a charity drive in which legendary bluesman B.B. King pleas for donations to help "Blacks Without Soul," and Ed Begley Jr. thinks he's the son of the Invisible Man, which would be fine if he weren't as visible as everyone else. The various sketches feature an all-star cast including Rosanna Arquette, Griffin Dunne, Carrie Fisher, Michelle Pfeiffer, the late Phil Hartman in an early role, and many others. It's strictly hit-or-miss, and many of the sketches fall flat, especially since the subjects being spoofed (the title sketch is a send-up of the actual 1954 movie "Cat Women on the Moon") are funny enough without being satirized. Even though Leonard Maltin's "Movie & Video Guide" describes most of the sketches as "astonishingly unfunny," this can be a very amusing movie if you're in the mood for a no-brainer with a lot of familiar Hollywood faces. Now a modest little cult film, it's the kind of disposable entertainment that maintains its appeal almost in spite of itself. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 52 | America's Sweethearts | Joe Roth | PG-13 | 2001 | Sony Pictures | Comedy | ||
America's Sweethearts Joe RothRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "America's Sweethearts" is just the kind of romantic froth that makes for pleasant viewing on a lazy, rainy day. While Julia Roberts, John Cusack, and Catherine Zeta-Jones offer high-wattage marquee value, costar and cowriter Billy Crystal reworks "Singin' in the Rain" for latter-day Hollywood, where estranged superstars Gwen (Zeta-Jones) and Eddie (Cusack) reluctantly promote their latest movie by pretending their messily disputed relationship is still going strong. The studio chief (Stanley Tucci) is desperate for a hit, so he hires a seasoned publicist (Crystal) to orchestrate a press junket that will cast everyone in a profitable light. The catch: The director (Christopher Walken) has abducted his own film in an act of artistic extortion, and Gwen's sister and longtime assistant Kiki (Roberts) is the true object of Eddie's desire.
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| 53 | American Beauty | Sam Mendes | R | 1999 | Dreamworks Video | Art House & International | ||
American Beauty Sam MendesRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: From its first gliding aerial shot of a generic suburban street, "American Beauty" moves with a mesmerizing confidence and acuity epitomized by Kevin Spacey's calm narration. Spacey is Lester Burnham, a harried Everyman whose midlife awakening is the spine of the story, and his very first lines hook us with their teasing fatalism--like "Sunset Boulevard"'s Joe Gillis, Burnham tells us his story from beyond the grave.
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| 54 | American Dreamz | Paul Weitz | PG-13 | 2006 | Universal Studios | Comedy | Katie Ford | |
American Dreamz Paul WeitzRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Thinly disguised versions of "American Idol" and the Bush presidency collide in the satire "American Dreamz". Bored and self-loathing, Martin Tweed (Hugh Grant, "About a Boy") wants to give his hugely popular reality show "American Dreamz" an extra boost by courting political controversy--but suspects he may find personal redemption in the form of scheming contestant Sally Kendoo (Mandy Moore, "Saved!"), who manipulates her boyfriend (Chris Klein, "Election") to give herself a vote-winning backstory. Meanwhile, equally desperate to court popularity, the President's chief of staff (Willem Dafoe, "Spider-Man", looking suspiciously Dick-Cheney-esque) gets Tweed to let the President (Dennis Quaid, "The Rookie") be a guest judge on the show. But unbeknownst to all, a privately conflicted terrorist (Sam Golzari) has been selected as a contestant, and his sleeper cell wants him to blow up the President in the final competition. This complicated storyline doesn't quite have the bite it's reaching for; the political edge is particularly blunted--even diehard Republicans are unlikely to be offended. But sharp and funny lines are sprinkled throughout and the cast is uniformly excellent; the relationship between Grant and Moore is oddly touching, and Marcia Gay Harden ("Pollock") makes an amazing First Lady--is this satire, or what we all wish Laura Bush was really like? An uneven movie, but with some delicious tidbits. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 55 | American Pie - Unrated | Weitz, Chris | Unrated | 1999 | Universal Pictures | Comedy | ||
American Pie - Unrated Weitz, ChrisRated: Unrated Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Anyone who's watched just about any teenage film knows that the greatest evil in this world isn't chemical warfare, ethnic cleansing, or even the nuclear bomb. The worst crime known to man? Why, virginity, of course. As we've learned from countless films--from "Summer of '42" to "Risky Business"--virginity is a criminal burden that one must shed oneself of as quickly as possible. And while many of these films have given the topic a bad name, "American Pie" quietly sweeps in and gives sex some of its dignity back. Dignity, you may say? How can a film that highlights intercourse with fruit pies, premature ejaculation broadcasted across the Internet, and the gratuitous "gross-out" shots restore the dignity of a genre that's been encumbered with such heavyweights as "Porky's" and "Losin' It"? The plot may be typical, with four high school friends swearing to "score" by prom, yet the film rises above the muck with its superior cast, successful and sweet humor, and some actually rather retro values about the meaning and importance of sex. Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, and Eddie Kaye Thomas make up the odd quartet of pals determined to woo, lie, and beg their way to manhood. The young women they pursue are wary girlfriend Vicky (Tara Reid), choir girl Heather (Mena Suvari), band geek Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), and just about any other female who is willing and able. Natasha Lyonne as Jessica, playing a similar role as in "Slums of Beverly Hills", is the general adviser to the crowd (when Vicky tells her "I want it to be the right time, the right place," Jessica responds, "It's not a space shuttle launch, it's "sex""). The comedic timing hits the mark--especially in the deliberately awkward scenes between Jim (Biggs) and his father (Eugene Levy). And, of course, lessons are learned in this genuinely funny film, which will probably please the adult crowd even more than it will the teenage one. "--Jenny Brown"
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| 56 | American Pie 2 - Unrated | Unrated | 2001 | Universal Studios | Comedy | |||
American Pie 2 - UnratedRated: Unrated Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: To the horror of prudes everywhere, "American Pie 2" is even funnier than its popular predecessor, pushing the R rating with such unabashed ribaldry that you'll either be appalled or surprised by its defiant celebration of the young-adult male libido. Females will be equally shocked or delighted, because like "American Pie" this appealing, character-based comedy puts the women in control while offering a front-row view of horny guys in all their dubious glory. Which is to say, "American Pie" is mostly about sex--or, to be more specific, breasts, genitalia, "potential" lesbianism, blue silicone sex toys, crude methods of seduction, "the rule of three" (just watch the movie), a shower of "champagne," phone sex, tantric sex, and, oh yeah... superglue.
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| 57 | American Wedding - Unrated | Jesse Dylan | Adam Herz | Unrated | 2003 | Universal Studios | Comedy | |
American Wedding - Unrated Jesse DylanRated: Unrated Writer: Adam Herz Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The producers of the "American Pie" movies pushed their luck with a third slice of their lucrative raunchy comedy franchise, and "American Wedding" cooked up surprisingly well. It's the sourest serving of "Pie", with half of the original cast missing, and there's something undeniably desperate about comedic highlights (involving dog poop, a lusty old lady, two strippers to offset the absence of Shannon Elizabeth, and the ill-advised use of a trimming razor) that arise more from obligation than inspiration, on the assumption that "another" penile mishap is guaranteed to please. And yet, that's just what this movie does for devoted "Pie"-munchers: It gives 'em what they want, especially when the notorious Stifler (Seann William Scott) nearly ruins the frantic nuptials of Jim (Jason Biggs) and his band-camping sweetheart Michelle (Alyson Hannigan). Eugene Levy and Eddie Kaye Thomas also return for some reliable comic relief, but the one who's laughing most is three-time "Pie" writer Adam Herz--laughing loudly and often, all the way to the bank. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 58 | An American Werewolf in Paris | R | 1997 | Walt Disney Video | Art House & International | |||
An American Werewolf in ParisRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Letterbox Summary: On the strength of his Hitchcockian-thriller debut, "Mute Witness", writer-director Anthony Waller was hired to direct this belated sequel to the 1981 horror comedy "An American Werewolf in London", but lycanthropy in the City of Light just ain't what it used to be. The movie offers plenty of gruesome makeup and special wolf-transformation effects, and there are some effectively spooky moments in the plot involving an underground population of hungry Parisian werewolves. One of them is seductively played by Julie Delpy, who is rescued from attempted suicide by an American tourist (Tom Everett Scott, from "That Thing You Do!") but ultimately can't hide her dual identity when darkness falls and the full moon shines. The movie begins well, but gradually succumbs to nonsense and mayhem, prompting critic Roger Ebert to observe that "here are people we don't care about, doing things they don't understand, in a movie without any rules." In other words, you'd have to be a die-hard horror buff to give this one the benefit of the doubt. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 59 | Analyze That | Harold Ramis | Peter Tolan | R | 2002 | Warner Home Video | Comedy | |
Analyze That Harold RamisRated: R Writer: Peter Tolan Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "Analyze That" has more bada bing than its lukewarm reception would lead you to expect. "Analyze This" (1999) had the advantage of a then-fresh idea--Robert De Niro as a neurotic mob boss seeking therapy with reluctant shrink Billy Crystal--but that idea's stale (and has been handled more authentically in "The Sopranos"), so this sequel relies on established chemistry and zesty dialogue that matches the original. There's nothing wrong with a retread when it's this funny, and De Niro's latter-day penchant for comedy suits him well when, as kingpin Paul Vitti, he lures Dr. Sobel (Crystal) into a prison breakout scheme involving faked catatonia and "West Side Story" show tunes. The contrived plot involves Vitti's criminal comeback. Unfortunately, there's little room for Lisa Kudrow as Sobel's sarcastic wife, but De Niro's "Raging Bull" costar Cathy Moriarty-Gentile is welcomed as a rival mob queen. You want a comedy masterpiece? Fuhgeddaboudit. You want 95 minutes of easy fun? It's right here... and don't miss those obligatory outtakes. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 60 | Analyze This | Harold Ramis | R | 1999 | Warner Home Video | Comedy | ||
Analyze This Harold RamisRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in "Analyze This", a buddy action-comedy about a mob boss (De Niro, natch) suffering from panic attacks who makes a nebbishy shrink (Crystal, natch) an offer he can't refuse--actually, it's not really an offer, it's a command. The good doctor is forced to help the gangster get in touch with his feelings. Had the brilliant TV series "The Sopranos" not underscored how thin and watery and shticky director-cowriter Harold Ramis's approach to such potentially rich material actually is, the movie--a hit in theaters and De Niro's biggest film ever--would seem more fresh and kicky. De Niro's definitely a hoot as the ever milder menace, and Crystal actually concentrates on giving a credible performance opposite the acting legend (alas, he doesn't turn his character's fear of his patient into inspired comedy, as Alan Arkin did in "Grosse Pointe Blank"). The conclusion devolves into the requisite gunplay, and Chazz Palminteri and Lisa Kudrow are criminally wasted as an opposing mob boss and Crystal's fiancée, respectively, but overall, it's breezy fun. "--David Kronke"
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| 61 | Andromeda - Season 1 Collection | Naomi Janzen | NR | 2000 | A.D.V. Films | Action & Adventure | ||
Andromeda - Season 1 CollectionRated: NR Writer: Naomi Janzen Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Languages: English, Japanese, Spanish Subtitles: English Summary: Based on an idea by Gene Roddenberry, "Andromeda" confidently wears its debt to "Star Trek" on its sleeve, recalling the best sci-fi of Roddenberry's heyday. The two-part premiere "Under the Night" and "An Affirming Flame" make for a terrific introduction to the lead character, Captain Dylan Hunt, played by Kevin (ex-"Hercules") Sorbo. He's a sympathetically flawed idealist in command of the "Andromeda Ascendant", a massive starship of the now-disbanded Systems Commonwealth. The fall of civilization has meant that although she ought to be a relic she remains the zenith of technological advancement.
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| 62 | Andromeda - Season 2 Collection | Naomi Janzen | NR | 2000 | A.D.V. Films | Action & Adventure | ||
Andromeda - Season 2 CollectionRated: NR Writer: Naomi Janzen Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Sound: Dolby Summary: Andromeda is a fun show. It doesn't have characters in the sense of "character study", it has characters in the sense of "Boy, that guy is a character". Dylan, Beka, purple Trance, Rommy and Tyr are all fascinating to me, and Harper makes me smile every time he opens his mouth. There isn't really a lot of introspection or moral dilemmas going on here. Everyone knows what they want, and they are all trying to out-maneuver each other into getting it. Andromeda is the anti-Buffy.
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| 63 | Andromeda - Season 3 Collection | Naomi Janzen | NR | 2000 | A.D.V. Films | Action & Adventure | ||
Andromeda - Season 3 CollectionRated: NR Writer: Naomi Janzen Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Summary: Andromeda chronicles the adventures of Captain Dylan Hunt (Kevin Sorbo) and his crew on the starship Andromeda Ascendant as they search the galaxies in an effort to rebuild the Systems Commonwealth, a community of worlds strewn across the universe working together for peace.
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| 64 | Andromeda - Season 4 Collection | Naomi Janzen | NR | 2000 | Adv Films | Action & Adventure | ||
Andromeda - Season 4 CollectionRated: NR Writer: Naomi Janzen Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Sound: Dolby Summary: Follow the adventures of Captain Dylan Hunt and the crew of the intergalactic starship Andromeda as they search the cosmos for aid in rebuilding their way of life. Get ready for the entire fourth season of the popular syndicated television in a new box set.
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| 65 | Andromeda - Season 5 Collection | Naomi Janzen | PG | 2000 | A.D.V. Films | Action & Adventure | ||
Andromeda - Season 5 CollectionRated: PG Writer: Naomi Janzen Date Added: Dec 30, 2009 Summary: Follow the adventures of Captain Dylan Hunt (Kevin Sorbo) and the crew of the starship Andromeda as they search the cosmos for a way to rebuild their way of life. The fifth and final season of the popular syndicated television series in a new box set.
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| 66 | The Andromeda Strain | Robert Wise | Nelson Gidding | G | 1971 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |
The Andromeda Strain Robert WiseRated: G Writer: Nelson Gidding Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The best-selling novel by Michael Crichton was faithfully adapted for this taut 1971 thriller, about a team of scientists racing against time to destroy a deadly alien virus that threatens to wipe out life on Earth. As usual with any Crichton-based movie, the emphasis is on an exciting clash between nature and science, beginning when virologists discover the outer-space virus in a tiny town full of corpses. Projecting total contamination, the scientists isolate the deadly strain in a massive, high-tech underground lab facility, which is rigged for nuclear destruction if the virus is not successfully controlled. The movie spends a great deal of time covering the scientific procedures of the high-pressure investigation, and the rising tensions between scientists who have been forced to work in claustrophobic conditions. It's all very fascinating if you're interested in scientific method and technological advances, although the film is obviously dated in many of its details. It's more effective as a thriller in which tension is derived not only from the deadly threat of the virus, but from the escalating fear and anxiety among the small group of people who've been assigned to save the human race. The basic premise is still captivating; it's easy to see how this became the foundation of Crichton's science-thriller empire. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 67 | The Andromeda Strain Miniseries | Mikael Salomon | NR | 2008 | Universal Studios | Science Fiction & Fantasy | ||
The Andromeda Strain Miniseries Mikael SalomonRated: NR Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Acclaimed filmmakers Ridley and Tony Scott shepherded this widely-seen, four-hour adaptation of Michael Crichton's novel about a devastating alien plague spread by a fallen satellite. The Scotts and director Mikael Salomon update the novel's technology and push this production's tone closer to medical thriller than science fiction; a capable cast led by Benjamin Bratt, Christa Miller and Andre Braugher are the clock-racers who must find a way to stop the lethal virus from spreading beyond the borders of a small desert town. Fast-paced and at times surprisingly violent, the "Andromeda Strain" miniseries also suffers from bad cases of giggle-worthy dialogue and performances, especially Eric McCormick ("Will and Grace") as a reporter in recovery, and subplots involving the President and Bratt's romantic history bog down the action. Though the suspense makes the miniseries involving at times, the 1971 theatrical adaptation by Robert Wise was more effective in creating an unsettling sense of slow-building doom. The two-disc DVD includes commentary by Salomon and his production team, as well as a making-of documentary which chronicles the Scotts' attempts to develop the project for the big screen before turning to television, as well as extensive looks at the miniseries' special effects. A gallery of production sketches and photos round out the extras. " -- Paul Gaita"
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| 68 | Angels & Demons | Ron Howard | David Koepp | PG-13 | 2009 | Sony Pictures | Action & Adventure | |
Angels & Demons Ron HowardRated: PG-13 Writer: David Koepp Date Added: Jan 30, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: If the devil is in the details, there's a lot of wicked fun in Angels & Demons, the sequel (originally a prequel) to The Da Vinci Code. Director Ron Howard delivers edge-of-your-pew thrills all over the Vatican, the City of Rome, and the deepest, dankest catacombs. Tom Hanks is dependably watchable in his reprised role as Professor Robert Langdon, summoned urgently to Rome on a matter of utmost urgency--which happens to coincide with the death of the Pope, meaning the Vatican is teeming with cardinals and Rome is teeming with the faithful. A religious offshoot group, calling themselves the Illuminati, which protested the Catholic Church's prosecution of scientists 400 years ago, has resurfaced and is making extreme, and gruesome, terrorist demands. The film zooms around the city, as Langdon follows clues embedded in art, architecture, and the very bone structure of the Vatican. The cast is terrific, including Ewan McGregor, who is memorable as a young protégé of the late pontiff, and who seems to challenge the common wisdom of the Conclave just by being 40 years younger than his fellows when he lectures for church reform. Stellan Skarsgard is excellent as a gruff commander of the Swiss Guard, who may or may not have thrown in with the Illuminati. But the real star of the film is Rome, and its High Church gorgeousness, with lush cinematography by Salvatore Totino, who renders the real sky above the Vatican, in a cataclysmic event, with the detail and majesty of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. --A.T. Hurley
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| 69 | Anger Management | Peter Segal | David Dorfman | PG-13 | 2003 | Sony Pictures | Comedy | |
Anger Management Peter SegalRated: PG-13 Writer: David Dorfman Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The irresistible pairing of Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler is the best reason to see "Anger Management", a comedy that might loosely be called "The Funny and the Furious". Nicholson and especially Sandler have screen personas that partially rely on pent-up anxieties, so there's definite potential in teaming them as a mild-mannered designer of pet clothing for chubby cats (Sandler) who's been ordered to undergo anger-management therapy with a zany counselor (Nicholson) prone to occasional tantrums and devious manipulation. Surely this meandering comedy looked better on the page; director Peter Segal scores a few lucky scenes (particularly Sandler's encounter with a Buddhist monk, played by John C. Reilly), but a flood of cameos (Heather Graham, Woody Harrelson, Rudolph Giuliani, and others) can't match the number of laughs that fall flat. As Sandler's understanding girlfriend, Marisa Tomei plays a pivotal role in a happy ending that leaves everyone smiling, with the possible exception of the audience. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 70 | Another 48 HRS. | Walter Hill | Steven E. de Souza | R | 1990 | Paramount | Action & Adventure | |
Another 48 HRS. Walter HillRated: R Writer: Steven E. de Souza Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround Picture Format: Letterbox Summary: The boys are back in town, but they're wearing their carbon-paper suits in this frantic but not nearly as funny sequel to the action-comedy hit. The first time around, the combination of Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte had the element of surprise going for it: Who expected these two to have chemistry? This time, chemistry is virtually all they have in a veritable rehash of the first film. What plot there is has to do with Nolte's needing Murphy (who is just out of jail) to help him clear his own name and save his job on the police force. Director Walter Hill is back in place, but this time the script is the work of action hack Jeb Stuart and the movie barely gives Murphy room to unleash his comic riffs; when he does, we're expecting them (though he's still entertaining). "--Marshall Fine"
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| 71 | Another Stakeout | John Badham | Jim Kouf | PG-13 | 1993 | Buena Vista Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
Another Stakeout John BadhamRated: PG-13 Writer: Jim Kouf Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: A comic battle of wills and an outrageous test of endurance ensues when this trio is grudgingly assigned to keep vigil -- as unobtrusively as possible -- in a small, upscale resort community. Pretending to be an average American family on vacation, it's an unlikely domestic arrangement at best. But, like a typical family, they're stuck with one another. Trying to convincingly play house while keeping an eye on the home of their unsuspecting neighbors, this dysfunctional clan of incompatible companions is at one another's throats as they await the appearance of a missing witness for the state's case against a Las Vegas mob boss. And if they'd call a truce for a minute, and get off one another's case, they just might solve this one.
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| 72 | Antitrust | PG-13 | 2001 | MGM (Video & DVD) | Action & Adventure | |||
AntitrustRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The term "suspension of disbelief" was invented for the idea that Ryan Phillippe could be a computer genius. As Milo, a slacker brainiac recruited by smilingly ominous software giant Gary Winston (Tim Robbins) to help build a global communications system, Phillippe still looks like a million bucks. He is also still doing the clenched, pouty grown-up voice that he always uses to show that he means business in this acting stuff (he's nothing if not earnest), and a pair of designer glasses completes the transformation. He's well matched in "Antitrust" by Claire Forlani, who, in turn, spends time pursing her lips and squinting her dewy eyes as Milo's troubled girlfriend, an artist who proves to be a liability when Milo discovers that Winston is killing off clever competitors like a dot-com führer. Robbins, looking like David Letterman, seems willing to either take his role dead seriously or goof around a bit, but director Peter Howitt doesn't know how to play any of it (the actor was better used as a grinning madman in another flawed paranoid thriller, the underseen "Arlington Road"). Without any underlying menace or enough satirical bite to keep it interesting, the whole thing slips by passively in a mindless matinee kind of way until the over-the-top finale. Production designer Catherine Hardwicke has had some big, glossy fun creating Winston's campus and ornate private kingdom, and there's the cheapest of kicks in seeing Robbins's Bill Gates taken down publicly, but the film is definitely junior league. "--Steve Wiecking"
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| 73 | Antz | Eric Darnell, Tim Johnson | Todd Alcott | PG | 1998 | Dreamworks Animated | Action & Adventure | |
Antz Eric Darnell, Tim JohnsonRated: PG Writer: Todd Alcott Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: Woody Allen as a worker ant with an inferiority complex? Sylvester Stallone as an affable soldier ant who discovers that digging tunnels is cool? The animation playground we all knew so well is turning into a theme park full of in-jokes for grownups. "Antz" explores age-old topics (one person--err, insect--can make a difference, individuality and social responsibility must exist side by side, war is hell) with comic asides and Woody Allen's funniest quips this side of PG (adults will chuckle at the socialist slogans bandied about as he campaigns for workers' rights). Sharon Stone voices the rebellious princess with a fun-loving streak that doesn't quite overcome her royal bearing and court training, but she can learn. Gene Hackman is all teeth (ants have teeth?) and menacing grins as the Army general plotting insect-icide. This bug's-eye view of life on Earth gives Allen's neurotic nonconformist an epic adventure of microscopic proportions: a devastating war with a termite colony, an odyssey to the fabled land of plenty (a picnic ground), and a race to save his fellow workers from certain death. Other voices include Anne Bancroft as the Queen, Christopher Walken, Jennifer Lopez, Danny Glover, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and John Mahoney. The computer animation isn't exactly realistic but feels as solid and contoured as puppet animation with the smoothness and slickness of traditional cel cartoons, and the character designs and animation offer a marvelous range of expressions. The PG rating includes a gritty battle sequence that may frighten youngsters. "--Sean Axmaker"
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| 74 | Apocalypto | Mel Gibson | Farhad Safinia | R | 2006 | Touchstone Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
Apocalypto Mel GibsonRated: R Writer: Farhad Safinia Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Forget any off-screen impressions you may have of Mel Gibson, and experience "Apocalypto" as the mad, bloody runaway train that it is. The story is set in the pre-Columbian Maya population: one village is brutally overrun, its residents either slaughtered or abducted, by a ruling tribe that needs slaves and human sacrifices. We focus on the capable warrior Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood), although Gibson skillfully sketches a whole population of characters--many of whom don't survive the early reels. Most of the film is set in the dense jungle, but the middle section, in a grand Mayan city, is a dazzling triumph of design, costuming, and sheer decadent terror. The movie itself is a triumph of brutality, as Gibson lets loose his well-established fascination with bodily mortification in a litany of assaults including impalement, evisceration, snakebite, and bee stings. It's a dark, disgusted vision, but Gibson doesn't forget to apply some very canny moviemaking instincts to the violence--including the creation of a tremendous pair of villains (strikingly played by Raoul Trujillo and Rodolfo Palacias). The film is in a Maya dialect, subtitled in English, and shot on digital video (which occasionally betrays itself in some blurry quick pans). Amidst all the mayhem, nothing in the film is more devastating than a final wordless exchange of looks between captured villager Blunted (Jonathan Brewer) and his wife's mother (Maria Isabel Diaz), a superb change in tone from their early relationship. Yes, this is an obsessive, crazed movie, but Gibson knows what he's doing. "--Robert Horton"
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| 75 | Apollo 13 | Ron Howard | William Broyles Jr. | PG | 1995 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |
Apollo 13 Ron HowardRated: PG Writer: William Broyles Jr. Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: NASA's worst nightmare turned into one of the space agency's most heroic moments in 1970, when the "Apollo 13" crew was forced to hobble home in a disabled capsule after an explosion seriously damaged the moon-bound spacecraft. Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, and Bill Paxton play (respectively) astronauts Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise in director Ron Howard's intense, painstakingly authentic docudrama. The "Apollo 13" crew and Houston-based mission controllers race against time and heavy odds to return the damaged spacecraft safely to Earth from a distance of 205,500 miles. Using state-of-the-art special effects and ingenious filmmaking techniques, Howard and his stellar cast and crew build nail-biting tension while maintaining close fidelity to the facts. The result is a fitting tribute to the "Apollo 13" mission and one of the biggest box-office hits of 1995. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 76 | Arlington Road | Mark Pellington | R | 1999 | Sony Pictures | Drama | ||
Arlington Road Mark PellingtonRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: It's easy to understand why "Arlington Road" sat on the studio shelf for nearly a year. No, the film isn't awful; rather, it's an extremely edgy and ultimately bleak thriller that offers no clear-cut heroes or villains. In other words, Hollywood had no idea how to sell it. Director Mark Pellington's underrated directorial debut, "Going All the Way," suffered the same fate, essentially because the filmmaker's presentation of suburban America often shifts dramatically within the same film. Characters are usually miserable and bordering on meltdown, no situation is straightforward, and things usually end badly. "Arlington Road" begins as an astute study of suburban paranoia. Michael Faraday (a face-pinched Jeff Bridges, who spends most of the film on the brink of tears) is a college professor who teaches American history courses on terrorism. He's been a conspiracy freak since his wife, an FBI agent, was killed during a botched raid that feels like a thinly fictionalized reference to the Waco tragedy. After saving the life of his next-door neighbor's child, he initially befriends the family (Tim Robbins and Joan Cusack), but soon believes the husband is a terrorist. The first half of the film mocks Faraday: he has no real evidence and is not the most stable of protagonists. Despite the fact that it was government paranoia that got his wife killed, Faraday repeats the same type of behavior. Pellington shifts gears in the second half, however, and for awhile, it seems that the film has simultaneously sunk into a cheap, high-octane brand of Hollywood entertainment and undermined its own point. "Arlington Road", though, possesses a stunning ending that's a real gut punch, one that may leave you needing a second viewing to catch all of its smartly executed setup. "--Dave McCoy"
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| 77 | Armageddon | Michael Bay | Tony Gilroy | PG-13 | 1998 | Touchstone / Disney | Action & Adventure | |
Armageddon Michael BayRated: PG-13 Writer: Tony Gilroy Date Added: Apr 27, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The latest testosterone-saturated blow-'em-up from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay ("The Rock", "Bad Boys") continues Hollywood's millennium-fueled fascination with the destruction of our planet. There's no arguing that the successful duo understands what mainstream American audiences want in their blockbuster movies--loads of loud, eye-popping special effects, rapid- fire pacing, and patriotic flag waving. Bay's protagonists--the eight crude, lewd, oversexed (but lovable, of course) oil drillers summoned to save the world from a Texas-sized meteor hurling toward the earth--are not flawless heroes, but common men with whom all can relate. In this huge Western-in-space soap opera, they're American cowboys turned astronauts. Sci-fi buffs will appreciate Bay's fetishizing of technology, even though it's apparent he doesn't understand it as anything more than flashing lights and shiny gadgets. Smartly, the duo also tries to lure the art-house crowd, raiding the local indie acting stable and populating the film with guys like Steve Buscemi, Billy Bob Thornton, Owen Wilson, and Michael Duncan, all adding needed touches of humor and charisma. When Bay applies his sledgehammer aesthetics to the action portions of the film, it's mindless fun; it's only when "Armageddon" tackles humanity that it becomes truly offensive. Not since "Mississippi Burning" have racial and cultural stereotypes been substituted for characters so blatantly--African Americans, Japanese, Chinese, Scottish, Samoans, Muslims, French ... if it's not white and American, Bay simplifies it. Or, make that white "male" America; the film features only three notable females--four if you count the meteor, who's constantly referred to as a "bitch that needs drillin'," but she's a hell of a lot more developed and unpredictable than the other women characters combined. Sure, Bay's film creates some tension and contains some visceral moments, but if he can't create any redeemable characters outside of those in space, what's the point of saving the planet? "--Dave McCoy"
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| 78 | Armageddon: The Criterion Collection | Michael Bay | Unrated | 1998 | Touchstone / Disney | Action & Adventure | ||
Armageddon: The Criterion Collection Michael BayRated: Unrated Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Letterbox Summary: The latest testosterone-saturated blow-'em-up from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay ("The Rock", "Bad Boys") continues Hollywood's millennium-fueled fascination with the destruction of our planet. There's no arguing that the successful duo understands what mainstream American audiences want in their blockbuster movies--loads of loud, eye-popping special effects, rapid-fire pacing, and patriotic flag waving. Bay's protagonists--the eight crude, lewd, oversexed (but lovable, of course) oil drillers summoned to save the world from a Texas-sized meteor hurling toward the earth--are not flawless heroes, but common men with whom all can relate. In this huge Western-in-space soap opera, they're American cowboys turned astronauts. Sci-fi buffs will appreciate Bay's fetishizing of technology, even though it's apparent he doesn't understand it as anything more than flashing lights and shiny gadgets. Smartly, the duo also tries to lure the art-house crowd, raiding the local indie acting stable and populating the film with guys like Steve Buscemi, Billy Bob Thornton, Owen Wilson, and Michael Duncan, all adding needed touches of humor and charisma. When Bay applies his sledgehammer aesthetics to the action portions of the film, it's mindless fun; it's only when "Armageddon" tackles humanity that it becomes truly offensive. Not since "Mississippi Burning" have racial and cultural stereotypes been substituted for characters so blatantly--African Americans, Japanese, Chinese, Scottish, Samoans, Muslims, French ... if it's not white and American, Bay simplifies it. Or, make that white "male" America; the film features only three notable females--four if you count the meteor, who's constantly referred to as a "bitch that needs drillin'," but she's a hell of a lot more developed and unpredictable than the other women characters combined. Sure, Bay's film creates some tension and contains some visceral moments, but if he can't create any redeemable characters outside of those in space, what's the point of saving the planet? "--Dave McCoy"
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| 79 | Army of Darkness | R | 1993 | Starz / Anchor Bay | Action & Adventure | |||
Army of DarknessRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: A movie that only true horror buffs could love, "Army of Darkness" is officially part 3 in the wild and wacky "Evil Dead" trilogy masterminded by the perversely inventive director Sam Raimi, who would later serve as executive producer of the popular syndicated TV series "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys". Raimi's favorite actor, Bruce Campbell, returns as Ash (hero of the first two "Evil Dead" flicks), a hardware-store clerk who is magically transported--along with his beat-up Oldsmobile and a chainsaw attachment for his severed left forearm--to the brutal battlefields of the 14th century. He quickly assumes power (who else in the Middle Ages packs a shotgun and a chainsaw?), and unites his band of medieval knights against the dreaded Army of the Dead. Raimi gleefully subverts almost every horror-movie cliché as he serves up a nonstop parade of blood, gore, and vicious sword-bearing skeletons--an affectionate homage to animator Ray Harryhausen's classic "Jason and the Argonauts". The frantic action is fun while it lasts, but even at 80 minutes "Army of Darkness" nearly wears out its welcome. You know that Raimi can maintain the mayhem for only so long before it grows tiresome, and fortunately this madcap movie quits while it's ahead. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 80 | Around the World in 80 Days | PG | 2004 | Walt Disney Video | Action & Adventure | |||
Around the World in 80 DaysRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: The 2004 version of "Around the World in 80 Days" is an entertaining hodge-podge of adventure, comedy, and scenery from across the globe. Phileas Fogg (Steve Coogan, "24 Hour Party People"), an obsessively precise inventor, bets that he can circumnavigate the planet in 80 days--considered impossible in the Victorian era. In this version, Jackie Chan plays a Chinese peasant who retrieves a stolen idol from the Bank of England, then convinces Fogg to hire him as a French valet so that Chan can get back to his village. Chan supplies numerous spectacular fights against the forces trying to stop Fogg or get the idol, while Coogan is both funny and a surprisingly appealing romantic lead (he flirts with a fetching French painter who joins them). The various episodes--featuring cameos by Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Cleese, Owen Wilson, and Sammo Hung--are uneven, but a goofy good cheer prevails. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 81 | The Arrival / The Arrival 2 | R | 1998 | Live / Artisan | Action & Adventure | |||
The Arrival / The Arrival 2Rated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Letterbox Summary: "The Arrival" was underrated when it was first released, and, as with all good, underrated movies, it has since become a cult favorite. Clever and imaginative, a lot was done on a limited budget to make it into a top notch sci-fi thriller. It has an intelligent and well reasoned story, and the special effects are imaginative.
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| 82 | The Art of War | Christian Duguay | R | 2000 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | ||
The Art of War Christian DuguayRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: "The Art of War" is the first action movie with a hero who works for the United Nations--the U.N. Covert Operations Unit, to be specific. Who knew there was such a thing? Wesley Snipes plays Shaw, their top operative, who's unafraid of dropping several stories from one ledge of a skyscraper to another. When the Chinese ambassador is assassinated, it threatens the stability of an impending trade agreement that the secretary-general (played by Donald Sutherland) has worked so hard to achieve. Shaw gets arrested for the assassination, but who's really responsible? Is it the wily Chinese capitalist? A seemingly affable FBI agent? Only a lovely U.N. interpreter (Marie Matiko) believes he's innocent, especially when someone tries to knock her off and Shaw is the only person she can turn to... well, you get the idea. The script is neither original nor comprehensible, but that's not why you'd want to watch a movie like "The Art of War"--it's the action. And the action is pretty good, particularly earlier on when the confusions of the plot don't matter as much. Michael Biehn ("The Terminator", "The Rock") does a serviceable job as one of Shaw's associates, Anne Archer ("Fatal Attraction", "Clear and Present Danger") tries to seem complicated as the head of the Covert Operations Unit, and Maury Chaykin ("The Mask of Zorro", "Devil in a Blue Dress") is dependable as ever as the FBI guy. "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 83 | Art School Confidential | Terry Zwigoff | R | 2006 | Sony Pictures | Comedy | ||
Art School Confidential Terry ZwigoffRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Portuguese, Spanish Subtitles: Chinese, English, French, Portuguese, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Bitter, misanthropic, yet sometimes blisteringly funny, "Art School Confidential" is not a movie for everyone. Jerome (Max Minghella, "Bee Season") goes to art school in the hopes of having his genuine ability recognized and cherished--but instead, finds his teachers to be self-obsessed has-beens, his peers jaded and floundering, and himself being investigated for a series of gruesome stranglings. He becomes obsessed with a lovely student named Audrey (Sophia Myles, "Tristan and Isolde"), but she's more interested in hunky Jonah (Matt Keeslar, "Splendor"), whose crude yet acclaimed paintings of cars and tanks make Jerome want to tear his own eyes out. The crime-thriller plot of "Art School Confidential", however, is merely a contrivance to string together a series of caustic digs at the shallow, narcissistic, talentless hacks who go to art school in the vain hope of achieving fame, wealth, and sexual abundance with little or no effort. For most viewers, who want to think that people are largely well-intentioned and decent, this will seem snide and cruel; but for some viewers, who believe people are foolish and blinkered, "Art School Confidential" will seem like an oasis in the arid desert of lies and propaganda about the good side of human nature. If this is your movie, you know who you are, and I encourage you to seek it out as soon as possible. Directed by Terry Zwigoff ("Bad Santa") and based on the work of cartoonist Dan Clowes; their previous collaboration was the much warmer "Ghost World". Also featuring sharp turns from John Malkovich ("Being John Malkovich"), Anjelica Huston ("Prizzi's Honor"), and Jim Broadbent ("Moulin Rouge!"). "--Bret Fetzer"
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| 84 | As Good As It Gets | James L. Brooks | Mark Andrus | R | 1997 | Sony Pictures | Comedy | |
As Good As It Gets James L. BrooksRated: R Writer: Mark Andrus Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: For all of its conventional plotting about an obsessive-compulsive curmudgeon (Jack Nicholson) who improves his personality at the urging of his gay neighbor (Greg Kinnear) and a waitress (Helen Hunt) who inspires his best behavior, this is one of the sharpest Hollywood comedies of the 1990s. Nicholson could play his role in his sleep (the Oscar he won should have gone to Robert Duvall for "The Apostle"), but his mischievous persona is precisely necessary to give heart to his seemingly heartless character, who is of all things a successful romance novelist. As a single mom with a chronically asthmatic young son, Hunt gives the film its conscience and integrity (along with plenty of wry humor), and she also won an Oscar for her wonderful performance. Greg Kinnear had to settle for an Oscar nomination (while cowriter-director James L. Brooks was inexplicably snubbed by Oscar that year), but his work was also singled out in the film's near-unanimous chorus of critical praise. It's questionable whether a romance between Hunt and the much older Nicholson is entirely believable, but this movie's smart enough--and charmingly funny enough--to make it seem endearingly possible. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 85 | The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford | R | 2007 | Warner Home Video | Action & Adventure | |||
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert FordRated: R Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Of all the movies made about or glancingly involving the 19th-century outlaw Jesse Woodson James, "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" is the most reflective, most ambitious, most intricately fascinating, and indisputably most beautiful. Based on the novel of the same name by Ron Hansen, it picks up James late in his career, a few hours before his final train robbery, then covers the slow catastrophe of the gang's breakup over the next seven months even as the boss himself settles into an approximation of genteel retirement. But in another sense all of the movie is later than that. The very title assumes the audience's familiarity with James as a figure out of history and legend, and our awareness that he was--will be--murdered in his parlor one quiet afternoon by a backshooting crony.
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| 86 | Assault on Precinct 13 | Jean-François Richet | John Carpenter | R | 2005 | Universal Studios | Action & Adventure | |
Assault on Precinct 13 Jean-François RichetRated: R Writer: John Carpenter Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Serbo-Croatian, French Subtitles: English, French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Action buffs will have a fine time with the spray of bullets, shattering glass, and pyrotechnic silliness that makes up the bulk of "Assault on Precinct 13". Updated from the little-known cops-and-robbers classic John Carpenter made in 1976 (two years before he made his name with "Halloween"), this high-concept thriller is mostly a lowbrow kill-fest, and is very happy with itself for being so efficient in both categories. A decrepit police station on its last night before retirement--New Year's Eve, no less--plays unexpected home to a gang of criminals who become snowbound in the basement lockup. Another mysterious gang of people who stealthily gather in the blizzard outside want one of the particularly nasty criminals (Laurence Fishburne) dead, and they'll take the rest of the precinct down too, by golly. The odd lot of characters trapped inside include a burned-out sergeant (Ethan Hawke), a sexpot secretary (post-"Sopranos" Drea de Matteo), an even sexier police psychologist (Maria Bello), and various other good guys and bad guys who variously go down in blazes of guts, glory, bullets, and fire. Hawke and Fishburne are opposite sides of the coin: the law, and the bathroom scale. Their need to partner in order to survive the guns outside is the movie's moral conflict, and both actors chew on "Precinct 13"'s peeling walls and scuffed floors to drive the point home every chance they get. Obvious filmmaking fakery abounds in everything from the irksome snowstorm, frequent gunshots to the head, and a shadowy forest that conveniently presents itself in an industrial section of Detroit for the climactic showdown. No matter, this "Assault" is for non-thinkers who want blood and gunpowder, with no messy slowdowns for logic, please."--Ted Fry"
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| 87 | The Astronaut Farmer | Michael Polish | PG | 2007 | Warner Home Video | Drama | ||
The Astronaut Farmer Michael PolishRated: PG Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: If you can give "The Astronaut Farmer" the big, bounding leap of faith it requires, you'll probably enjoy this good-natured film about the importance of holding on to your dreams. The title character (and the dreamer in question) is Charlie Farmer (Billy Bob Thornton), a Texas ranch owner and former aeronautics engineer who's got a homemade rocket in his barn and a dream to blast into space. Even though Charlie's deeply in debt and threatened with foreclosure, his wife (Virginia Madsen) and kids are deeply supportive of Charlie's Earth-orbit mission, even when he attracts the glaring attention of a seasoned Air Force colonel (played by Bruce Willis, in an uncredited role), the FAA, the FBI, and the national media. "If we don't have our dreams, we have nothing," says Charlie at a particularly desperate impasse, and this loopy, offbeat, and unabashedly sentimental drama embraces that message with disarming sincerity.
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| 88 | Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery | Jay Roach | Mike Myers | PG-13 | 1997 | New Line Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery Jay RoachRated: PG-13 Writer: Mike Myers Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: ENDlanguages-->Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: If you don't think "Austin Powers" is one of the funniest movies of the 1990s, maybe you should be packed into a cryogenic time chamber and sent back to the decade whence you came. Perhaps it was the 1960s--the shagadelic decade when London hipster Austin Powers scored with gorgeous chicks as a fashion photographer by day, crime-fighting international man of mystery by night. Yeah, baby, yeah! But when Powers's arch nemesis, Dr. Evil, puts himself into a deep-freeze and travels via time machine to the late 1990s, Powers must follow him and foil Evil's nefarious scheme of global domination. Mike Myers plays dual roles as Powers and Dr. Evil, with Elizabeth Hurley as his present-day sidekick and karate-kicking paramour. A hilarious spoof of '60s spy movies, this colorful comedy actually gets funnier with successive viewings, making it a perfect home video for gloomy days and randy nights. Oh, be"have"! "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 89 | Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me | Jay Roach | Michael McCullers | PG-13 | 1999 | New Line Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me Jay RoachRated: PG-13 Writer: Michael McCullers Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English Subtitles: English Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Anamorphic Widescreen Summary: "I put the grrr in swinger, baby!" a deliciously randy Austin Powers coos near the beginning of "The Spy Who Shagged Me", and if the imagination of Austin creator Mike Myers seems to have sagged a bit, his energy surely hasn't. This friendly, go-for-broke sequel to 1997's "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery" finds our man Austin heading back to the '60s to keep perennial nemesis Dr. Evil (Myers again) from blowing up the world--and, more importantly, to get back his mojo, that man-juice that turns Austin into irresistible catnip for women, especially American spygirl Felicity Shagwell (a pretty but vacant Heather Graham). The plot may be irreverent and illogical, the jokes may be bad (with characters named Ivana Humpalot and Robin Swallows, née Spitz), and the scenes may run on too long, but it's all delivered sunnily and with tongue firmly in cheek.
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| 90 | Austin Powers in Goldmember | Jay Roach | Michael McCullers | PG-13 | 2002 | New Line Home Entertainment | Action & Adventure | |
Austin Powers in Goldmember Jay RoachRated: PG-13 Writer: Michael McCullers Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: Despite symptoms of sequelitis, "Austin Powers in Goldmember" is must-see lunacy for devoted fans of the shagadelic franchise. Unfortunately, the law of diminishing returns is in full effect: for every big-name cameo and raunchy double-entendre, there's an equal share of redundant shtick, juvenile scatology, and pop-cultural spoofery. All is forgiven when the hilarity level is consistently high, and Mike Myers--returning here as randy Brit spy Austin, his nemesis Dr. Evil, the bloated Scottish henchman Fat Bastard, and new Dutch disco-villain Goldmember--thrives by favoring comedic chaos over coherent plotting. Once they've tossed Austin into the disco fever of 1975 (where he's sent to rescue his father, gamely played by Michael Caine), Myers and director Jay Roach seem vaguely adrift with old and new characters, including Verne Troyer's Mini-Me and pop star Beyoncé Knowles as Pam Grier-ish blaxpo-babe Foxxy Cleopatra. A bit tired, perhaps, but Powers hasn't lost his mojo. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 91 | Avatar | James Cameron | PG-13 | 2009 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | ||
Avatar James CameronRated: PG-13 Date Added: Apr 27, 2010 Languages: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: French, Spanish Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: After 12 years of thinking about it (and waiting for movie technology to catch up with his visions), James Cameron followed up his unsinkable Titanic with Avatar, a sci-fi epic meant to trump all previous sci-fi epics. Set in the future on a distant planet, Avatar spins a simple little parable about greedy colonizers (that would be mankind) messing up the lush tribal world of Pandora. A paraplegic Marine named Jake (Sam Worthington) acts through a 9-foot-tall avatar that allows him to roam the planet and pass as one of the Na'vi, the blue-skinned, large-eyed native people who would very much like to live their peaceful lives without the interference of the visitors. Although he's supposed to be gathering intel for the badass general (Stephen Lang) who'd like to lay waste to the planet and its inhabitants, Jake naturally begins to take a liking to the Na'vi, especially the feisty Neytiri (Zoë Saldana, whose entire performance, recorded by Cameron's complicated motion-capture system, exists as a digitally rendered Na'vi). The movie uses state-of-the-art 3D technology to plunge the viewer deep into Cameron's crazy toy box of planetary ecosystems and high-tech machinery. Maybe it's the fact that Cameron seems torn between his two loves--awesome destructive gizmos and flower-power message mongering--that makes Avatar's pursuit of its point ultimately uncertain. That, and the fact that Cameron's dialogue continues to clunk badly. If you're won over by the movie's trippy new world, the characters will be forgivable as broad, useful archetypes rather than standard-issue stereotypes, and you might be able to overlook the unsurprising central plot. (The overextended "take that, Michael Bay" final battle sequences could tax even Cameron enthusiasts, however.) It doesn't measure up to the hype (what could?) yet Avatar frequently hits a giddy delirium all its own. The film itself is our Pandora, a sensation-saturated universe only the movies could create. --Robert Horton
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| 92 | The Aviator | Martin Scorsese | PG-13 | 2004 | Warner Home Video | Drama | ||
The Aviator Martin ScorseseRated: PG-13 Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, French Subtitles: English, Spanish, French Sound: AC-3 Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: From Hollywood's legendary Cocoanut Grove to the pioneering conquest of the wild blue yonder, Martin Scorsese's "The Aviator" celebrates old-school filmmaking at its finest. We say "old school" only because Scorsese's love of golden-age Hollywood is evident in his approach to his subject--Howard Hughes in his prime (played by Leonardo DiCaprio in his)--and especially in his technical mastery of the medium reflecting his love for classical filmmaking of the studio era. Even when he's using state-of-the-art digital trickery for the film's exciting flight scenes (including one of the most spectacular crashes ever filmed), Scorsese's meticulous attention to art direction and costume design suggests an impassioned pursuit of craftsmanship from a bygone era; every frame seems to glow with gilded detail. And while DiCaprio bears little physical resemblance to Hughes during the film's 20-year span (late 1920s to late '40s), he efficiently captures the eccentric millionaire's golden-boy essence, and his tragic descent into obsessive-compulsive seclusion. Bolstered by Cate Blanchett's uncannily accurate portrayal of Katharine Hepburn as Hughes' most beloved lover, "The Aviator" is easily Scorsese's most accessible film, inviting mainstream popularity without compromising Scorsese's artistic reputation. As compelling crowd-pleasers go, it's a class act from start to finish. "--Jeff Shannon"
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| 93 | AVP - Alien Vs. Predator | Paul W.S. Anderson | Ronald Shusett | PG-13 | 2004 | 20th Century Fox | Action & Adventure | |
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator Paul W.S. AndersonRated: PG-13 Writer: Ronald Shusett Date Added: Jan 1, 2010 Languages: English, Italian, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Sound: Dolby Picture Format: Widescreen Summary: In delivering PG-13-rated excitement, "Alien vs. Predator" is an acceptably average science-fiction action thriller with some noteworthy highlights, even if it squanders its opportunity to intelligently combine two popular and R-rated franchises. Rabid fans can justifiably ask "Is that all there is?" after a decade of development hell and eager anticipation, but we're compensated by reasonably logical connections to the "Alien" legacy and the still-kicking "Predator" franchise (which hinted at "AVP" rivalry at the end of "Predator 2"); some cleverly claustrophobic sets, tense atmosphere and impressive digital effects; and a climactic "AVP" smackdown that's not half bad. This disposable junk should've been better, but nobody who's seen "Mortal Kombat" or "Resident Evil" should be surprised by writer-director Paul W.S. Anderson's lack of imagination. As a brisk, 90-minute exercise in generic thrills, however, Anderson's work is occasionally impressive... right up to his shameless opening for yet another sequel. "--Jeff Shannon"
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